Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Cham Cham

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Sup, ya'll? S'me, Plack the Photon Poorbt. Ya'll are prolly wondrin' why I get to do this? 'Cause I'm smarter in genetic engineerin' 'n I look. I made this log, but by request of ya'll, I've had my entries Standard Grammerized by my own engineered pet.

• Version 1.0: Simple gun in a jelly. It took a while to engineer this to shoot progressively. But this thing will pave the way for more sophisicated types.
• Version 1.1: Added another gun. Yeah, it was hard to synchronize the guns, but I finally managed to successfully engineer it again.
• Version 2.0(Game edition):Master Saargtsson said we'll need more of these. I made it to take two hits from Stinkoman's shooting, but sadly rubble can still take it down in one hit. The guns were lengthened, too.
• Version 2.1:Master Saargtsson asked me why I couldn't make it mobile. I told him it would take some work, but his spy Zyves recently found some DNA from Tampo, making robot control from an organism MUCH easier. So I added a wheel and widened it's reach. And to compensate, I added a third laser, which shoots straight.
• Version 2.2:I added an armored sphere. Now debris can't destroy it anymore and it can take three hits from standard fire! And it's much less messy.
• Version 2.3: Added two more guns and more armor. Hey, more guns can't hurt. In fact, it can help! I don't see Stinkoman dodging this easily anymore.
• Version 3.0: Yes! It reaches miniboss minimum standards! It has larger guns and more wheels! As well as extra armor! It's a tad unstable, but it's true weakness is that it can't hit things on the ground.
• Version 3.1: Much better miniboss. I changed those unnecessary cannons into ground cannons. Hah, take that, Stinkoman! Oh, and extra wheels and armor.
• Version 4.0:Whoa! More armor, MUCH bigger, bigger guns, more wheels! What's more, it's guns can turn into rockets for quick escape or running over! Sadly, it's rather defenseless...
• Version 4.1:It's done, now! IT has more armor, treads that can turn into hover modules, and SHEILDS! That's right! And they take a hit to deactivate! Not only that, but if the shell is hit by an attack, the attack will charge the shield back up! THIS THING IS THE THING!