Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Browntant 2
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This enemy has been completed by its owner, Purple Koopa.
- V.1: These are our new enemies. Well, they're a work in progress anyways. They don't do much, they don't hurt (unless one were to trip on it), and they only take two hits. We won't let it be deployed like that!
- V.2: Okay, we added a big solid circular visor. And it shoots things! This is better, but it's kinda plain. Hmm...
- V.3 (Game Version): Now we're getting somewhere! The little attenata on its head is actually a power challener! It's a big fancy word, but in short, it allows it to shoot faster. And take three hits! We also gave them a name - Browntants! They're not brown and they're not...tant, we know, we know. These guys are pretty solid, so we're shipping 'em out. There's a pretty big demand for these guys. Must be the number of hits they can take.
- V.4: Browntants...we haven't done much to them for a while! We've been working on variants...Uptants and Downtants...and someone wanted a custom paint job on them...Whew! These guys need to get upgraded. We gave it wheels now. That makes it mobile, so it can reel back if Stinkoguy tries jumping over it. Good, good.
- V.5: The attenata is now a laser shooter! It can shoot lasers on the ground, or shoot 'em like the Stothos does. And it still acts as a power channeler!
- V.6: Bigger Browntants! Genius! We're planning of giving it exhaust pipes to increase energy.
- V.7: And here it is! The Browntant now spurts out smoke! Yay for pollution! The extra energy also lets it fire bullets faster and take another hit!
- V.8: Wheels, pssh! What were we thinking? TREADS are what's really in. To do that, though, we had to make the black-ish bottom part longer. This makes the face kinda odd. Hmmm...
- V.9: Okay, now the "face" of the 'Tant is bigger now. We also made it bumpier and added two more exhaust pipes! It can also stand five hits now. Next on our agenda: we need to do something that will hurt Stinkerman with those odd clouds they shoot out. I'm sure customers like the Liekland wouldn't buy us, but who cares about that mouse anyways?
- V.10: Put in a side blaster for more bullet-y action! Not much else to say here.
- V.11: Finally, something good came from the toxic clouds the exhaust pipes spit out! The Browntant has a sucker-upper to suck up the clouds, and spit them at any bypassers. This should mean that the Liekand will buy from us again. I guess that is good, since he is a big spender and everything.
- V.12: It seems a lot of customers like putting the Browntants near ladders and letting them shoot down ladder climbers. That's fine by us to shoot 'em down, but the new Browntant's gonna be a boss! So we added retractable levation boosters! Then we put in a Tortan bottle so it can drip when it flies by. Haw haw!
- V.13: Mmm, cherry red Tant. It uses a higher level visor so it takes SEVEN strikes before it's out! Then we made the Tortan bottle more like metal. It's still cool.
- V.14: The black thing is slightly larger. However, with that little slighly, we added another blaster!
- V.15: Upgraded the side blasters to death beam blasters! Stinkoman will jump, jump, jump until his feet fall off! Or he gets hit. Or something.
- V.16: We decided that six levitation pads are too much. We made three of them now do the work of the others! Then we gave the Browntant a rocket booster, so it can run over people if it needs too. This thing just gets better and better!
- V.17: Heh heh heh. Instead of Tortan, the Browntant now drips nasty engine fluid. We're thinking of adding a protecting device on it. Its weak spot it just too big.
- V.18: The protecting thing will take awhile to get here. In the meantime, we added the good ol' attenata back on for good measure, and made the laser visor of the same cherry red metal the face is. The Browntant now takes a whoppin' 9 hits!
- V.19: Still ordering. Added a spike on just for one final thing before we get those shields.
- V.20: Ha ha! The shields make the Browntant nearly indestructable! The only way Stinkoman's gonna get it is to dodge everything, get to higher ground, TRY shooting the attenta (if the Browntant doesn't hover out of the way) and do it again and again! We dub it Bigtanttanker, and it'll blow all those other Tants into the dust...with its blasters AND in sales.
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