Stinkoman's Blog

So, MMM blgos now has the "template option" which means I don't have to type out the codes. Stupid programing resrictions....

So the other day, I didnt have much to do, so I decided to go meshing with 1-Up. Meshing is a great way to kill a couple... weeks....

MESHING {`me she ing}
1. verb. Doing nothing of any real importance or consequence; Random Crap
2. noun, verb. Chinese swordfighting.

You can prolly guess which definition is my favorite. Anyhow, that's what I've been doing the past two weeks.
During one of my many days of meshing, I played a game of curling. Man, what the heck is that all about? How is it an Olympic sport? It's still epic.
Anyways, im going meshing with 1-Up some more. That guy can't stand up to my awesome power!

So this morning I woke up and went to eat breakfast, only to find 1-Up in my fridge. He had eaten all of my pudding. I was so freaking mad that I challenged him right then and there. But he said
"Im celebrating my first email!" That was it. I threw him out of a 4th story wingow. He flew away, somehow. So I come home and check my email.

Dear Stinkoman, How do you type with shiny red fisty things on The McArby! 

I dont know if that counts as an email. It might count as a negative email! So I went back to my frigde to see if my pudding magicly reappeared. 1-Up was once again in there and he said
"Oh Stinkoman, am I the guy? Im apparently more popular than you!" that was it. I threw him out of a fith story window. Back in the fridge, he had a recipie for "Liquid pudding"

1. Get pudding!
2. make it liquid!
3. Liquid Pudding!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see how that would work. What would happen to the majesty of eating pudding with a spooon? So anyways. I still am more popular than 1-Up! Im the guy! He may have more emails, but more people read my blog! Soooooooooo keep reading it!