Snowed In/Scene Two
From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki
Summary
Character (In order of appearence): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Sad, The King of Town, The Poopsmith
Places: Strong Bad's House
Date: December 23, 2006
Transcript
STRONG BAD: We gotta get this power on now! The new episode of Kaleb Rentpayer starts in {looks at his invisible watch} 15 minutes!
HOMESTAR: Wow. That's bubkis.
STRONG BAD: There's gotta be a way out! There's just gotta!
COACH Z: I don't think thort's gonna happen any time soon Strorng Bad. It looks like we're all jorst gonna have to stay here and wort it out!
STRONG BAD: All of us... together? You can't be serious!
BUBS: Well, unless you can think of a better idea!
STRONG BAD: I know! We'll dig ourselves out! Quick, The Cheat, go get all the spoons outta the silverware drawer!
THE CHEAT: {mumblings}
STRONG BAD: I don't know! Strong Sad, do we have a silverware drawer?
STRONG SAD: {arms crossed, angry} I don't live here anymore. {Sounds like when he said, "I don't like food anymore"}
STRONG BAD: WAAAAAAAAAAAH! {runs out. Everyone else stays}
HOMESTAR: Wow, Stong Bad {purposely said wrong} sure is freaked out about this.
MARZIPAN: Well, couldn't we at least try to get out? {pulls a cardboard Homestar out of nowhere. Immitating Homestar} Oh, Marzipan, you're so smart.
HOMESTAR: Who is that? Marzipan, are you... cheating on me? {a grumble from The Cheat is heard} Whyyyyyyyyy? {runs out}
BUBS: This is nuts, everyone's already going crazy.
{loud thumps come from offscreen, followed by a window breaking}
KING OF TOWN: {offscreen} Doohoohoo! {another thump}
STRONG BAD: {suddenly appearing fromm the right side of the screen, close up} What was that?
{cut to the laundry room. The King of Town is lying upside on the floor, and the Poopsmith is half-stuck in a small window. The window is up near the ceiling. Strong Bad and the rest, except for Homestar, run in}
KING OF TOWN: {in a daze} No no, I'll pass on the ice cream.
STRONG BAD: What is going on in here?
KING OF TOWN: {wakes up} Whoa I just had the worst nightmare!
STRONG SAD: King of Town? What are YOU doing here?
KING OF TOWN: {notices he's in trouble} Oh well... The... The Poopsmith and... I were walking and we were... hungry.... and... {runs out leaving a cloud of dust}
{cut to the kitchen. The King of town is tearing apart the kitchen and eating all the food. He bumps open a drawer and silverware spills out all over the floor. The cabinet at the top left of the screen opens up. Homestar is crammed inside crying}
HOMESTAR: Blah blah blah blah, Marzipan! Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. {see's the KOT. Stops crying.} Oh, are you gonna eat that?
KING OF TOWN: {growls}
HOMESTAR: Yeah. I thought so. {starts to cry again} Waaaaaaah! {the cabinet slams shut}
{cut back to the laundry room. Strong Bad is being shoved up through the broken window by Strong Mad. Everyone who is not Homestar or The King of Town is watching}
STRONG BAD: C'mon, Strong Mad! If The King of Town can get IN through this window, I have to be able to get out!
STRONG MAD: You're a genius!
BUBS: And just what do you plan on doing after you get outside?
STRONG BAD: Well...
