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Day 38, but later
Current mood: Thoughtful
Weather: Still raining

The mission was really interesting but I'll talk about it later. I have to write this part down before I forget. Since Strong Bad can talk now, and I think he was in a good mood, I asked him again how he got to that other world. This time he told me.

He lived in a land of stupid people with his brothers and his Cheat. One of the stupidest people in the land was Homestar Runner. Strong Bad always tried to beat Homestar Runner in sports, which are like hunting for people that don't need to hunt. That surprised me because he's not very good at sports. One day he and Homestar Runner were playing Hammer Put, which was a throwing sport. Strong Bad knew that Homestar Runner would win, so he went out into the place where the hammer was thrown and put a fake hammer with his name on it. Then something hit him in the head, and he woke up in the other world with a keyboard for a head. He thinks that Homestar Runner threw a hammer when he wasn't supposed to.

Then he asked me if I knew what it was like to not be able to talk even though you really wanted to. I said that I knew what it was like to be able to talk, but nobody can understand you. He said, "Oh, yeah."

Day 38
Current mood: Cheerful
Weather: It's just raining!

I went through the portal today. It took a little while for Talking Wheelchair to find it and I was scared he wouldn't but then he did. So I went through. So did Strong Bad, who was there as well.

On the other side looked about the same as my own world, except there were yellow furry things in the room. They were looking at us. Then a strange voice said, "Whoa, The Cheat Commandos? I used to watch you guys on TV!" in English. I looked around and Strong Bad had a head for a head! It was his voice I heard. Then one of the yellow things said, "Of course you did, cadet Strong Bad!" in a voice that sounded like he didn't believe him.

Then Strong Bad said, "I'm a cadet?" and I said, "Am I a cadet too?" I hoped they could understand Cowcoptic, and they could. Another yellow thing said that I was, and asked if I'd hit my head or something. Strong Bad asked if we were in the Cheat Commandos, and the first yellow thing said yes. Strong Bad asked if they saw anything strange about this, but they didn't.

And then we were training and

I have to go on a mission now. I'm excited!

Day 37
Current mood: Excited
Weather: Portals appearing out of nowhere

Talking Wheelchair came back today! So did Eh! Steve, except I didn't realise he was missing.

Talking Wheelchair said he found a portal out of this world! He's going to show me later. He was chasing Eh! Steve around again, and Eh! Steve jumped through the air in a certain place and disappeared! So Talking Wheelchair followed, and they were a place that looked like it was drawn on paper.

They were students in a high school. I don't know what that means, but Talking Wheelchair said it would take too long to explain. He asked another person if she wanted to dance with him, but she said she was going to with Eh! Steve. At least I think that's what Talking Wheelchair said.

Also there was someone narrating their lives. Talking Wheelchair tried imitating his voice and Strong Bad got shocked and shook Talking Wheelchair. Maybe he knows the voice?

Then Talking Wheelchair got good drawing'd, and he danced with a different person, who had pants instead of stick legs. Then he saw Eh! Steve and chased him back out the portal.

Day 35
Current mood: Worried
Weather: I'm inside out

I can catch the worm again! I wanted to tell Talking Wheelchair, but I can't find him. So I told Keyboard Strong Bad instead. He played his "Go away now" music, so I went away.

I don't know if the worm was grateful for his present or not. I don't know because I didn't ask.

Day 33
Current mood: Bored
Weather: Feels like an earthquake

Bored!

Day 32
Current mood: Very cheerful
Weather: There was a big star in the sky yesterday, but it's gone now

Yesterday was Decemberween and it was the best day since I came here! The first thing that happened was the gift exchange. I gave Talking Wheelchair his oil and he liked it, and I gave Eh! Steve his card and he didn't poke me anywhere, and I gave Strong Bad his gift and he didn't play his happy music or his angry music, and I gave Ready For Primetime some music to dance to and he danced.

Then the worm started giving presents and I felt a bit guilty about not getting him a present. He gave Strong Bad gold, and Ready For Primetime frankincense, and Eh! Steve myrrh. Seeing all the perfume stuff made me homesick. So then he said he'd give me and Talking Wheelchair our presents later. I decided to give him a present later as well.

I found out what he gave me when later happened. I caught the worm! I pulled him out of his hole! But it turned out he was attached to his present for Talking Wheelchair, which was boiled holiday cabbage. Eh! Steve was hiding inside it, and he exploded the universe again. Then Strong Bad appeared and played a Decemberween song and we all danced. I like that song.

So the worm's present to me was letting me catch him, but it didn't really count because a pot of boiled holiday cabbage fell on me. I've decided that my present to him is not trying to catch him for a week. Talking Wheelchair thought that a week lasted for seven days, but I told him that it really lasts for three days.

Day 30
Current mood: Cheerful
Weather: Stuff appearing out of nowhere

It worked. I have presents for everyone, except I couldn't get the one Strong Bad wanted because a little toy appeared instead. It's a little green thing with a limb coming out of its neck. I hope he likes it.

Now I need to wrap them in brightly coloured paper. It's a Decemberween custom.

Day 29
Current mood: Worried
Weather: Weird lights in the sky

I found that for Decemberween I have to get presents for everyone. I'm not very good at thinking of what presents to get. So I asked and here's what the other people want.

Talking Wheelchair: He wants some oil because he's squeaking and that makes Eh! Steve know when he's coming.

Strong Bad: Something to write on.

Eh! Steve: He just poked me in the eye again. I think I'll get him a card.

Ready For Primetime: I don't know. He just did a dance when I asked him. Maybe he wants a dance?

I didn't ask the worm.

So now I need to find the presents. Things just appear when I need them here, so I hope my presents will just appear in front of me when I concentrate.

Day 27
Current mood: Relieved
Weather: Scene transitions are making time skip

Strong Bad didn't hit anyone when he went back to normal. He just looked at the ground, but he did try to strangle Talking Wheelchair when he kept calling the new holiday Christmas. I didn't know it was even possible to strangle a chair.

Day 26
Current mood: Happy
Weather: Mind swapping

There's a holiday coming up! Talking Wheelchair told me it was called Christmas. Then he swapped minds with Strong Bad and Strong Bad said it was called Decemberween. Then he said, "Whoa! I can talk again! Sweet lady awesome! I mean, sweet lady... Aw crap! I can't think of the right words!"

I couldn't say anything because I'd swapped minds with Ready For Primetime. But Ready For Primetime didn't say anything either. I don't think he knows how to talk.

Anyway, Strong Bad didn't stop talking. He started saying stuff like, "That'll be five bucks!" and "I'm a self-made man, I am I am!" and laughing. Then he started insulting everyone, and I'm not typing what he said because it wasn't very nice. I can't wait for him to go back to normal, but I think I'll keep out of his way when that happens.

I wonder if I have to chase Eh! Steve now.

Day 25
Current mood: Bored
Weather: I can see atoms everywhere

Strong Bad stopped playing charades with Ready For Primetime and now Ready For Primetime doesn't do anything. He's boring. Now Strong Bad is playing charades with Talking Wheelchair. I think they're talking about a holiday or something.

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Day 22
Current mood: Thoughful
Weather: Ground's vanished

I still don't know anything about the new person. He went off with Strong Bad and I didn't get a chance to talk to him. I don't know why Strong Bad likes him so much. He doesn't like me that much.

So I talked to Talking Wheelchair about them. He didn't know the same things I didn't know, but there isn't anything else to do today. I think the worm is hiding. Talking Wheelchair thinks that the new person must be an outcast, because he thinks that you have to be an outcast to get here. I reminded him that I got here because I couldn't catch a worm, but he acted like I didn't get it.

I wish I had someone else to talk

The worm's back. I'd better stop writing.

Day 21, later
Current mood: Overjoyed
Weather: Melted Clocks again

I found out what the music means! It means there's someone else here now! I saw him right after I made that last entry. He's a little Eh! Steve shaped thing, with yellow fur on his head. His top limbs are blue and his bottom limbs are brown. Also he's pink and has a nose.

I tried talking to him, but he didn't talk back. I'm not sure if he can talk. Strong Bad stared at him for hours and played the same tune over and over. I asked him what he was looking at, but he just punched me. So I danced. So did the new person.

Then I went back to trying to catch the worm. I hoped he wasn't expecting me because of the new person, but he was. So I didn't catch him today either.