SBCG4AP Season 2/ssbgsbbh
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Menu
{Strong Bad and Marzipan stand in a dark room.}
New Game
STRONG BAD: New games are worse! Old games are cool!
STRONG BAD: {quickly, under his breath} New game.
MARZIPAN: What? Oh. Right.
MARZIPAN: Hey Strong Bad, why can't you get a new ga-
STRONG BAD: {angrily} Quit using this joke, Frankfurter Head!
Load game
STRONG BAD: {acting like a robot} Beep! Loading. Loading. Loaded. Loaded.
STRONG BAD: {speaking like in safariventures} If you wanna get back to your last spot, we're gonna have to load a gaaaame. Chhhck.
MARZIPAN: You know Strong Bad, once I saw a bird and I brought him home and we played dolphin games. He even learned how to load a g-
STRONG BAD: Since when you play video games?
Settings
STRONG BAD: I'm gonna set-tings up and then we are ready to pack our bags.
STRONG SAD: {hyperactive} Hi Stong, Hi Marzi. I got some wood davers yes I got every thing {Marzipan starts speaking} and then I lost my brain abulabulabu.
MARZIPAN: Hooray! Strong Sad is back! {Strong sad dissapears} No.. Strong Sad is gone..
Quit it
MARZIPAN: {Sings and plays on carol} I am the only girl. When they hear it they go with the whirl. I am the only-
STRONG BAD: BAAAAAH! QUIT IT!
MARZIPAN: What?
Intro (House of the Brothers Strong)
{Cut to the basement. Strong Bad is sleeping on the couch while Caleb Rentpayer plays on TV. Strong Bad starts to snore.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {suddenly jumps behind the couch} HEY STRONG BAD, HEY! {Strong Bad wakes up with a scream while Homestar talks.} HOMSAR is gone, MARZIPAN is gone, STWONG SAD is gone, EVERYBODY IS GONE, ITS AN APOCALYPSE! {Pants}
STRONG BAD: WHOA! Your serious? Even the Poopsmith?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Pause} Are you blind? I told you only Stwong Sad is gone!
STRONG BAD: I repeat. WHOA! Your serious?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yep! Oh and Bubs told me to tell you this: Today is Strong Sad's death, so our prices are 20% low! Come to Bubs Concession-{Homestar is suddenly hit with a shoe}.. staaaand toodayyy.. {Falls down}
STRONG BAD: Holy cheatballs! I must see if its true! {Jumps off the couch. You can move now.}
Couch
STRONG BAD: No time for sleeping now! I must see if little red riding dumphood is really gone!
TV
TUCKSWORTH: Caleb, you can't use my bathroom!
CALEB: I can now.
STRONG BAD: Umm.. Its best idea to stay away from this TV.. {Steps back}
Trogdor machine
STRONG BAD: WHAT? No. No. Never. No. No. Of course. No. After Graw Smack is gone, Trogdor is no use.
Strong bad: You know? The last day Trogdor come to the earth, the 8-bit world broke and had an epic battle with me. So I don't think I wanna do it again.
Laundry
The Cheat
STRONG BAD: Yo Cheatarina! Have you heard?
THE CHEAT: Me me meze me?
The Cheat > Strong sad
STRONG BAD: You know that El' Dump-O died?
THE CHEAT: Meh!
STRONG BAD: So what will be our punchbag next?
THE CHEAT: Me meh meze ze meh!
STRONG BAD: Hm.. Near Bub's Consession Sta-
THE CHEAT: (Angrily) ME ME MEH!
STRONG BAD: Oh, sorry.. I should stop repeating your words..
The Cheat > Leave
STRONG BAD: Well. Gotta go. See ya later human cheese!
THE CHEAT: Meh!
Washer
STRONG BAD: I don't have time to jettison yellow butts! I need to visit Bubs!
Strong bad's room
Metal detector.
STRONG BAD: Why look! Its none other then totaly different metal detector which totally was'ent used in previous 5 games! I take it! It might be useful.. {Takes the metal detector}
Metal detector>House
STRONG BAD: I better not... The last time we use- OKAY YOU KNOW THE DRILL!
Taranchula cardboard (Suggest a better name if ya want)
STRONG BAD: Phew. Im-a soo lucky that Trodgor did not burninate Thy taranchula.
STRONG MAD: {Appears from the roof upside down} TARANCHULA! IT MOVES! IT LIVES! {Dissapears and after a quick lull he appears again.} {Suddendly calm) Oh. And it eats my candy. {Dissapears}
Boombox
STRONG BAD: Forgot my old track player! Boomboxes are better. They go boom,they hide in boxes.. Hope Strong mad dident hear that. He allways goes berserk when i made bad puns
STRONG BAD: Dun dun duuun! My 7-track player has gone missing... Not. I just threw him down the trashcan.
{Cut to a trashcan where 7-track player and broken Tandy lies.}
TANDY: {Pause} (I like cheese)
Fun machine
STRONG BAD: You know its funny but its broken after Cheat0r {Pronounces it "Cheatzeroar"} gave him a portion of ghosts.. Jibblie..
Pile?
STRONG BAD: I would ratter play "Saper" then digging up this thing..
STRONG MAD: {Offscreen} SAPPY! SAPPY! SAAAPPY!
STRONG BAD: Dont worry big bro. We find your Consession stand.. someday. Geez since fall float parade he wants Bubs consession stand back.
Main room
{Strong bad walks in when some black eyes look at him from the window. He looks at the window and sees nothing.}
STRONG BAD: What the? Did i just saw something?
Window
STRONG BAD: Hm.. nobody's there.. {Looks down and sees his BMW lighter} Aha! {Grabs the lighter} The cheat must dropped it. Maybe i will fire up Strong dump when i find him! This sure will be a nice prize!
Pumpkin
STRONG BAD:Oo! I allways wanted to get a pumpk.. {Homestar,Strong mad and the cheat are heard laughing} Curse you Andy! Wait until i get to level 5.1! {Cut}
Luxa lounger
STRONG BAD: Its maybe comfortable.. But dident you forgot 'bout some thing?
Strong sad's room
STRONG BAD: {Tries to open the door but fails.} Locked? {Sees an big hole to the right} Oh.
Shelf
STRONG BAD: Its destroyed.. If Hobomstar used dynamite then i think i should praise him..
Bed
STRONG BAD: Hm? {Checks under bed and sees his secrets (A film,Strong sad prize,an picture and dna evidence}
Film
STRONG BAD: When i see this video then i need to puke..
Prize
STRONG BAD: {Reads} Your number one.. Wow summer hawaii must like him.
Picture
STRONG BAD: The picture of me and three small dumps.
DNA evidence
STRONG BAD: Strong sad.. the wizard of dump! I just take it. {Grabs DNA evidence}
Bathroom
Homestar runner
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey stwong dad! WHatcha want?
Homestar runner>?
STRONG BAD: What are you doing here? I though you got Shoe'd
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I gots a new job! I'm a detective now.
STRONG BAD: Did you found anything?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No.
STRONG BAD: Ugh..
Computer room
Compe
Strong bad: {Clicks on strongbad e-mail.exe and sings} Now that i got a freaking rest,I can check some e-mails with fest.
E-mails:3
Garbage:Ohhh soo many.
STRONG BAD: Whoa. Looks like i got a few.
(Remember each e-mail has a hint!)
1st e-mail
Subj:Do we need one?
Daer stong ba.
Waht DNA eviience dose?
-YOUR MOTHR
STRONG BAD: {Reads the e-mail like its written but instead your mothr he says "Your rivl" He starts typing} Sweet genius! Who writed this e-mail? An nerd under Hobostar confusion? {Clears screen} What it does? Soo.. what does DNA evidence eh my rival? It has a one usefull function. It can attract nearby dogs and the only dog.. is pom pom.. However its a great function since he can give you hot fries to torture somebody. I wonder who i could torture.. {Mumbles something begining which m and accidently presses Esc which brings him back to menu.} .. Crap.
2st e-mail
Dear strong bad
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
STRONG BAD: {After reading boxing he deletes the e-mail} My eyes have been broken enough..
3st e-mail
Sup yo.
Do you use metal detecr. some other wya??
Crapfully yours.
Benny.
{Strong bad says "Sup yo" with a gangsta accent,Pronounces "Wya" as wYA! He also read crapfully yours as nice try.}
STRONG BAD: {Types} Dang. Gangstas should fire you for such a horrible grammar. I mean its not like they need it on bullying but seriously.. {Clears screen} Anyways. Sometimes i use metal detector under objects like searching under the gremlin! Sometimes there are even better awesomer things. Which are not Teen girl squads. Keep on robbing. -Strong bad
Map
STRONG BAD: Alrright now lets see if the truth is true or lie is a lie.
Bubs consession stand
{While strong bad walks in Homestar,Marzipan,Bubs and for a weird reason Homsar are allready there.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {In a dangeresque voice} Calm down. Detective HomestarTTPRunner is here along with slashes,one org,some ssbg-
STRONG BAD: Quit.Quoting.This webpage.
Homestar runner
STRONG BAD: Wait.. I though you was supposed to be in the bathroom?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I typed timemachine.exe on your compe,come to 20X6, got a transportator. Thats how.
STRONG BAD: My computer has a time machi-
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Na i lied. I got this from my grandpa.
Marzipan
MARZIPAN: Aww where Strong Sad go?
STRONG BAD: To your brain. So you can become a nerd.
Homsar
STRONG BAD: I say roundy man. Do you like-
HOMSAR: Daa hey weebl. Im your bob and we form a wankeer.
STRONG BAD: Excuse me a minute.. {Turns and yells} SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME SALT! IM HUNGRY! <Turns back> There.
Bubs
STRONG BAD: Hey butts..bubs.
BUBS: Hi Strong bad. Did you come to buy-
STRONG BAD: <Angrily> What do you think this strong sad's birthday? Without him i gots no punchbag!
BUBS: Well i got this gizoid. He can be the punchbag!
STRONG BAD: .. Whats a gizoid?
BUBS: He does nothing until you teach him but he can be the-
STRONG BAD: Cut with the super ferrari mammal jokes Bubs.
Bubs>Strong Sad
STRONG BAD: Did you saw where Strong Sad has gone?
BUBS: Na. But during night i seen some black eyes. Typical for Strong Sad.
Bubs>Homsar
STRONG BAD: How haddiman is involved in this?
BUBS: I dunno. When i tried to sell him one of the items he replied
{Cut to homsar}
HOMSAR: Daaaah! No thanks spiderman! I just happen to have my own toilet papeeer.
STRONG BAD: Riiiight.
Bubs>Leave
STRONG BAD: Ok now lets get serious. {Fade out to the same scene but instead everyone sits near Consession stand while Strong Bad is on top of it along with bubs.} Allright every people. It seems like Strong Sad is completely missing! We need to find him even if he refuses to go back to us. Here begins operation FAT:Freaking alternative troopers! {Fanfare music plays}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Homestar leans out from the back of consession stand,wearing a detective costume,Record scrath plays} Hey Stwong bad! Im a detective!
STRONG BAD: You know i think this will be the running gag of this episode..
{Again fadeout}
Strong badia
{Strong bad walks in and sees grafittis on the fence saying "Strong sad is cool"}
STRONG BAD: WHAT IN THE-
{Notices that even tire,strong badia sign and ground has written "Strong sad is cool"
STRONG BAD: Tire! What they did to you little one? {Sobs} Come on respond! NOOOOO! {Crickets chirp,Tire rolls away} Oh.. hes alive.. thank god.
Strong badia sign
STRONG BAD: "Strong sad is NOT cool" That what should be- Hey! {Sees fun machine parts} So thats why its not working.. {Grabs fun machine parts. You can play on fun machine now.} Whoever did this will be dead.. {Thunder suprisingly lights}
Fence
STRONG BAD: Oh come on! Even the fence? Who thinks strong sad is cool? Oh right.. that webpage thinks. However it must be somebody else.. there are only 12 people in there. Hm..somebody must did it from those 12. Aside from Homsar.
The whale
WHALE: Welcome to blubb-os can i take your soul?
WHALE: You dare bring light to my lare?
STRONG BAD: Look up mr.Jhonson.
WHALE: {Pause} Thank you for your purchase.
WHALE: {With enthusiasm} WHAZUUUUUUUP!
STRONG BAD: Nah nothing.. Just chilling.. smoking..
WHALE: Wheres dukie?
The stick
STRONG BAD: Hey the stick! Good news! Strong sad died!
THE STICK: {In a kid voice} That cool!
STRONG BAD: Yea me to- JIGAMA WHAT? You can talk??
THE STICK: Umm.. well you talk to me so what?
STRONG BAD: Nevermind.. {Happily} Man my all dreams come true.. Including stick with a kid voice..
The stick>The stick
STRONG BAD: How can you talk?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Someone shadowy with black eyes sprayed on me some water and i learned to talk.. And he writed "Strong sad is cool" On my back.. Wow what a fail.
STRONG BAD: Hmm.. I hear too much about this guy..
The stick>Strong sad is cool
STRONG BAD: Is there anything that can remove this word?
THE STICK: The only thing to erase it is some DNA evidence. You have any?
Inventory>Dna evidence>Give it to Stick
STRONG BAD: Here ya go Drink it or something. I dont give a care. {Rubs DNA Evidence somehow over the word and it dissapears}
THE STICK: Thanks Strong bad. For a prize you will be an dete-
STRONG BAD: NO I DONT SELL POTATOES!
THE STICK: Uhh.. ok.
Strong Badia
===Inventory>DNA evidence>Strong badia
{Strong bad rubs on the fence,tire,STrong badia sign and the flag and words poof away.}
STRONG BAD: Ha! Take that sucka!
Cool car
Metal detector>Cool car
STRONG BAD: {Checks under the car} Allright! I got the.. {grabs something black} Umm.. i dunno. Only Strong Sad could recognize it since hes a nerd.. Dang.. But i better check with bubs.
Bubs consession stand
STRONG BAD: Hey bubs. I found something!
BUBS: {Looks at it closely} Hmm.. Aha! {Extreme closeup of the black thing. An strong sad's eye is visible} Seems like someone did a drawing of STrong Sad's eye.
STRONG BAD: So.. you mean its useless?
BUBS: Yep.
STRONG BAD: {Grabs the black thing} I gonna keep it. The ugly Dump might need it.
Homestar runner>Mysterious drawing
STRONG BAD: Hey Homebrew! Check out what i found.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Takes a close look at the black thing.} I found something!
STRONG BAD: What?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That im a detective! {Strong bad facepalms himself} Seriously i should be called: Dangeresque too for my awesome talents.
STRONG BAD: Keep dreaming. Hm.. Marzipan knows Weak dump. I should visit her. {At this point you got a new e-mail and you can access Marzipan's house.}
Map
STRONG BAD: Allright lets visit the sausage head!
Strong bad's house
Computer room
Compe
STRONG BAD: {Sings to the dangeresque theme} Doo doo chkk koo chkoo chkoo chkoo doo doo do doooo this week chkk ko chkk koo chkk koo its time for an e-maaail.{Musical sting}
E-mails- 1
Garbage- ERROR 404
4st e-mail
Hey strong bad.
Its Bubs and I'm passing to you a special attachment for a Strong Sad radar!
Okay here it goes-Oh i see that shadowy guy coming.. to me? HEY WAIT GET OFF!
Hehe..
Its no use Wrestleman. I will never let you find Strong Sad
Do you realise he had a hard life? Do you realise word will end without him? Meet me in strong badia and we talk about it..
-Mystery guy.
{After reading "HEY WAIT GET OFF!" Strong bad says "Bubs?" And after reading "Do you realise "word" will end without him?" Strong bad says "Pfft. Like that could happen."
STRONG BAD: Hmph. {Types} Fine. I will meet you there stinkoman referencer! {Stops typing} That seems like trouble..
Sword
STRONG BAD: Allright time to borrow the sword that i got from the Trogdorcon. {Picks up axe and a sword} Man i will be the knight and marzipan my princess-
MARZIPAN: {Leans out from the left,speaks happily} Really?
STRONG BAD: No. I chonk you.
Strong badia
STRONG BAD: Well well we finally meet..
{Pan up to mysterious guy. Hes covered with a shadow almost not visible. The only thing visible is some small,round eyes}
???: I hope your ready chump!
STRONG BAD: {Shows his sword and axe} Of course i am!
???: Gulp..
{An rpg-like music starts to play}
Turn 1
DNA evidence>Strong bad
STRONG BAD: {Shakes the DNA evidence and a bong plays. Pom pom appears} Hey mind if i borrow hot fries? {Pom pom passes to strong bad hot fries and goes away} Thanks! He dident even say hi..
???: Its no time for eating! Take that!
Choose the right order
1.? 2.? 3.?
If you choose 3 your correct!
1.? 2.?
If you choose 1 your correct!
You allready know the next number.. You dodge the attack!
???: What?
Turn 2
===Sword>???
STRONG BAD: Take this nigga! {Charges into ??? but he dodges.}
???: Duh this is easy.
??? attacks! Answer riddles correct to dodge!
1.Whats the 4th episode about? 2.What was the 2st e-mail about? 3.Whats Deycres's other fanstuff named?
You dodged the attack!
???: If we keep this up this battle will take some time.. Good thing my attack will instant kill you.
Turn 3
???
STRONG BAD: Hey i want to tell you somethinng!
???: Skipping an turn to talk? You will be a peice of cake!
???>Applause
STRONG BAD: I just wanted to congratulate you on dodging my attack! Want something?
???: Uh yea sure.. maybe food.
>Inventory>Hot fries>???
STRONG BAD: Here {Tosses hot fries to ???}
???: Oo! Hot fries i allways wanted those! {Starts pigging out of them. Pause. His face turns red and he falls to the ground.}Gah.. dont kill me..
STRONG BAD: First discover your true face. Or else {Waves his sword}...
???: ALLRIGHT! I really am..
{Suddendly theres a flash and theres nothing black on ??? anymore.. and Unexpectly the ??? is... HOMSAR! (What a suprise)}
HOMSAR: The mystical cheese of the wooonderlaand.
STRONG BAD: {Pause. Strong walks away to the left} I not gonna say anything.. i not gonna say anything..
HOMSAR: Thanks for teea party antoine!
Marzipan's house
{Strong bad walks in and suddendly every flowers have faces. They are mumbling something to each other. Strong bad screams and in a dust runs to the Marzipan's house.}
Door?
STRONG BAD: Whoa its still locked? Wonder whats behind i-
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {From the other side of the door,Muffled} Marzipan but i'm detective!
STRONG BAD: Ok i know allready.
Marzipan
STRONG BAD: Hi sausage!
MARZIPAN: {Happily} Hi Strong bad. Im really happy today so ask what you want.
Marzipan>Flowers
STRONG BAD: Let me guess: "Somebody" gave you an water,You gived it to flowers and they started talk?
MARZIPAN: Yea! {Shows credenza with a face} I even heard That Credenza talks.
CREDENZA: {With PBTC bubs voice}I luv you.
STRONG BAD: AHH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Marzipan>Water
STRONG BAD: Can i borrow this water? Tire is a "Big friend" of SS so he can know where he is.
MARZIPAN: {Angrily} No way Strong lier. I know you want it to spray over random things.
Marzipan>Leave
STRONG BAD: Can i look around?
MARZIPAN: If you want! {Suddendly annoyed} If you do something to flowers i will kill you.
>Inventory>DNA evidence>Strong bad
{Strong bad shakes the DNA evidence and pom pom comes. He passes Hot fries to Strong bad and leaves.}
>Inventory>Hot fries>Marzipan
{Strong bad shows hot fries to marzipan}
MARZIPAN: Whats this?
STRONG BAD: Umm.. bananas?
MARZIPAN: Thanks strong bad! {Marzipan takes them and while saying the next line opens them with scissors.} Your suprisingly nice to me today. {Starts eating them normally and just like MG her face turns red. Not blushy SBXM lovers.} AGh.. the toilet {Quickly opens the kitchen doors}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {From other side} Oo thanks Mar- {Vomiting sounds are heard} Whoa marzipan! Stop spitting out an river. You know i like green but seriously.. {Walks away} Dont disturb her Bad strong. She makes an new river in a history.
STRONG BAD: One word. Ew.
Bottle of an dark blue water
STRONG BAD: Finally i can take it! Allright lets get out from here. {Runs away just before the cutscene ends Marzipan comes in extremely angry,Red,Her hair is messed up and she looks completely like not herself. Ominous music plays.}
MARZIPAN: {Someone comes in once again covered with shadow} ...
???: He foiled my plans enough... Time for him to end. MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA {Gasp} Wait let me work at my laugh.. MWUHAHHAHAHAHAH {Gasp} Dangit let me try once again MUWHHH-
{Scene quickly cuts to Strong bad running to Bubs consession stand. Apperantly he fainted. Strong bad tries to wake him up but fails}
STRONG BAD: Hm.. Looks like i have to use my new mighty power of mine!
Water>Bubs consession stand
STRONG BAD: {Looks at the water and shrugs. He throws the whole water at the consession. It grows a face like in Doomy tales of the macabre.
STAND: <In bubs voice> WHOA! Gnarly! I can talk!? Now thats curlomegaextrafrikkintriffic!
STRONG BAD: Hey you! {Stand turns to SB}
Stand>Bubs
STRONG BAD: Any way to- {Strong bad quickly appears near bubs} WAKE UUUUP! {Strong bad appears again in his previous place} Good 'ol Bubs?
STAND: I would wake up bubs but-
BUBS: {Wakes up yawning} Oh hey! Looks like- {Pauses,Looks up} SWEET MOTHER! Who did this?
STRONG BAD: {Mockery voice} Its aliive.. {Fade out. Bubs CS has no face anymore and Bubs in his same old spot} Now about that Radar?
BUBS: Of course. {Hands over Strong Sad radar. It apperantly blinks on Homsar reservation cave.}
STRONG BAD: Allright time to finish this episode once and for all!
Homsar's reservation
{Strong bad goes to the cave. It seems like its Homsar's cardboard box With a spoon. (See Homsar's blog first page for details) plus he has his computer "Homputer". (Taken from main e-mail show)}
STRONG BAD: This strongly resembles an Homsar house. Where The wizard of dump could hide?
Spoon
STRONG BAD: Its Just a spoon. Homsar calls it as his "Kittie"
Homputer
STRONG BAD: Homsar has a computer? Wow. Why for the world of god everybody rip me off? {Types e-mail and a menu comes}
Welcome homsar!
You have 0 messages. You have 1 answered email. You have 0 garbage.
>inbox >Answered messages >Garbage
Answered messages
Dear Hom...sar
What kind of computer do you have? It must be pretty random, considering you...
and im out
Movie Magic Man
STRONG BAD: Na i cant ruin his show by answering these.. i dont wanna know what kind of computer he has..
Under table
STRONG BAD: {Finds a word "Strong sad is cool"} Hmm..
>Inv>DNA evidence>Under table
STRONG BAD: {Strong bad rubs the word with the evidence and it dissapears. An passage is revealed} Allright! {Fade out. Strong bad is walking trough a dark way while holding an flashlight} S dump? Heey! Cmon! {He bumps into something and sees homsar} Get out of the way!
HOMSAR:' Daaa! Help the penguins for my detectivee enviromeeeeent. (Never! I saw you messing with my computer!)
STRONG BAD: Want hot fries?
HOMSAR: {Suprisingly with a deep voice} No.
STRONG BAD: What?
HOMSAR: {With his normal voice}Get a pumpkin armilado or noone shaall passth.
STRONG BAD: Weird.. i understanded that.. HEY! {Again laughs are heard} {Whispering} Homsar .. Badstar will sue us if we do it..
HOMSAR: We aree the scoorpions! {Smiles at the camera. Cut.}
House of the brothers strong
Main room
Pumpkin
STRONG BAD: Ugh.. everything for retrevieng my punchbag.. {Takes the pumpkin. Suddendly a bucket appears near him which says "Duh"} Ok i will pay later!
Homsar's cave
STRONG BAD: Ok el' weirdo. Here ya go. {Passes the pumpkin to Homsar}
HOMSAR: DAA! Your a real organic duckyyy. {Walks away}
{Strong bad walks further and hears someone he comes closer and hears Strong Sad talking}
STRONG SAD: So yea my-own-sefl-since-i-dont-have-an-friend. I will live here for years and talk to you my-own-self-since-i-
STRONG BAD: Quit your whining. Team Freakin al..tenra..tive (Or something) troopers is here!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Pokes behind Strong bad} Im a detective!
STRONG SAD: Oh come on i want you to leave me alone. Why im so important to you?
STRONG BAD: {Crickets chirp} Umm.. er.. well.. {Homestar walks in}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: He wanted to say he loves-
STRONG BAD: I love tire. Hes awesome and he wants you to go back.
STRONG SAD: No.
Strong Sad>Home
STRONG BAD: Is there anything to convince you?
STRONG SAD: Well there are two things. One is that i lost my painting of my eye. Without it i feel unlucky. Second i want a friend. Someone who will like me and listen to my poems. {Pause} Besides homsar. Try to use your water at stuff and ask them if they want to be my friend. Now go.
>Inv>Black thing>Strong sad
STRONG SAD: Hey you found it. {Grabs the small painting} Thanks! Now the only thing is a friend.. {Sighs}
STRONG BAD: Do not have worries SOMEONE-Who-will-be-punished-SOON. I will find it.
Marzipan's house
{Strong bad walks to the house quitley. Nobody seems to be here}
Credenza
STRONG BAD: Lets try that jibblies shield i haved on my fan e-mails {An green shield appears over Strong bad}.. There we go i can take this creepy thing now.
CREDENZA: I want you {An jibblies shield makes a SHA-WING sound meaning that Strong bad dident have jibblies.} Aww..
Cave
STRONG BAD: Here elepthant-hippo. {Brings out credenza. Strong Sad looks at it}
STRONG SAD: Umm. Is that mar-
STRONG BAD: No its charlemenga.
STRONG SAD: IT LIVES?! Cool! {Strong sad stands up and a music players. Strong sad speaks to the plant} Comon Charlemenga! We have a poem history to write.
STRONG BAD: Well. Seems like everything is fine,SS will be my punchbag for once.. Hm.. Anyway thanks for your help.. Now excuse me i have something to do.. {Walks away}
STRONG SAD: {Pause} Ow my gut! Try to buy Bubs's gizoid instead! {Fade out. Cut to a base where ??? is. He turns around to Jaro.}
JARO: Uhh.. i have bad news..
???: Tampo wrecked the toilet again?
JARO: {Under his breath} Not even close. Masked one found Saddy.
???: ARGH! YOU USELESS MINION! YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
JARO: What the heck i did? I all did was telling you news.
???: Oh right.. all villians did the same thing so yea.
JARO: The only villian was from rayman 2 and thats a video game.
???: Just get out from here.. Soon even if he refueses those endless time travel e-mails.. he will time travel {Closeup of an sillhouted machine} MOOWHAHHAHAHAH {GASP} God da- {Scene cuts to credits with everybody! xeriously forxe song playing. During the first half of the credits a scene appears}
{Cut to strong bad and badstar apperantly talking.}
STRONG BAD: What do you mean i should pay for using your joke?! Blame that guy who created this episode!
BADSTAR: Well then how about a nice comfy place IN A JAIL!
STRONG BAD: Strong sad! Come here! We got a new home for you.
{Credits resumed. After half of the credits another scene resumes}
{Cut to Homestar and pom pom in a field. Homestar still wears his detective costume}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Soo i lately solved a crime. We arrested Homsar for esceaping bullying {Pom pom seems annoyed} and homsar was like he was a tuna in a awesome can. Seriously. For my prize award me with golden pants. So everybody stop saying i dont have a pe- {Credits resumed}
Credits
Creator:Deycres Editors:Raiku,Samuelguy10 (Edit if i forgot somebody) Idea:Deycres Homestar runner characters by:The brother chaps Special thanks:Badstar,Homestar runner wiki,Everybody who watch this now.
Thanks for viewing!
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