Rock Opera 2

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This is a sequel for Strong Bad's rock opera, known as SBEMAIL! This song actually extends the old song by adding additional lyrics, from after that email, up until email thunder. Each word listed below is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise. In the interest of space, I will not do the whole song, just pick it up where the last line of the song leaves off.

Complete Lyrics

Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:

...Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!
Sometimes, gleaming lyrical trash hurt school!
Sultriness, hug me and cool against pretender kindergarten.
Pants feel not misspelled and British!
Magic fresh business cover brightly send rage!
Bring complete degrees on fun speed!
Winner crowns!
Well, start hearing!
Closely clean tampered popcorn!
Check work tearing giant lunch!
Breaking golf fashionably shabby.
Eat absurd pizza endlessly!
Cracked roasting mountains!
Historical dancing. Whoa!
Hot sandwich novelty!
Public ruins Norwegian breakfast!
Toyless linens. Ooh!
Pants hurt my SBEMAILS!!!!!!!!

Words from their context in the post-125 Emails

• 126. best thing: And sometimes the magical prankster Bozar appears and turns reality upside-down.
• 127. long pants: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants!
• 128. rampage: And don't forget the lyrical rampages me and Coach Z are always going on.
• 129. garage sale: Obviously, wasting your Saturday morning just to sell $3.19 worth of trash isn't the real reason to have a garage sale.
• 130. do over: STRONG MAD: DON'T HURT THE CHEAT!!!
• 131. boring (really): BUBS: Yep. I remember learning that in school.
• 132. modeling: We're on a collision course with sultriness!
• 133. bottom 10: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Keep on huggin' it! Hug it down.
• 134. record book: HOMSAR: I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!
• 135. lady...ing: Take off your shirt, sand off your nipples, and wear tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties.
• 136. geddup noise: STRONG SAD: Aw, man, the Geddup Noise used to be cool.
• 137. bedtime story: POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD: When we laugh left our heroes, they had just won a debate against the minds of Mount Rushmore and re-celebrating by shopping for some new wri— wristbands.
• 138. space program: Space Captainface! Pretender of the galaxies! He's all-the-ways having space cocktails with hot '60s-looking girls!
• 139. portrait: Oh, nice work, Chef Boyardee! Like I couldn't have gone down to the kindergarten and hired a five-year-old to make me one of those.
• 140. highschool: TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?
• 141. death metal: Creeping rusty meat. Truly the heart and soul of all death metal. Except, now I feel like I really need to brush my teeth.
• 142. secret identity: So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith. But I got lots of secret identities.
• 143. technology: Originally, tellular cellaphones were for sending misspelled messages to your friends, telling them where you are in the food court.
• 144. narrator: This summer, this holiday season, this Arbor Day, some smelly French studio invites you to sit through a four-hour film with no dialogue and no plot: "Whatsit All About".
• 145. myths & legends: The stars tell us that two of the seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia, the fish wearing a 'fro wig and the British distance runner, combined forces to defeat the others.
• 146. pop-up: What sweet treat did I bestow on him from the cement mixer? Ram's blood? Boston cream? Magic Eye?
• 147. lady fan: What'll really impress your lady fan is a cute, fluffy The Cheat, fresh from the dryer!
• 148. disconnected: HEAD BAD: Maybe this running business just isn't for you.
• 149. candy product: And we roll all that up inside a solid crispety, cookety log, and cover it with rich, creamy... pepperoni.
• 150. alternate universe: OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: You brightly-colored baboon! You've ruined my vaudeville!
• 151. senior prom: Would you Walrus Association people please leave me alone? I will pay my dues when you send me my tusks!
• 152. isp: No, but you can have a heapin' helpin' of my unbridled rage!
• 153. redesign: You clearly don't have what it takes to bring "No Loafing" into the digital age.
• 154. keep cool: But most importantly, after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical, have an ear candling, and press UP, A and START before re-entering the pool.
• 155. theme song: SENOR CARDGAGE: I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take.
• 156. road trip: Good morning, Mr. E-mail, there's a call for you, on line two.
• 157. trading cards: Next up, we got The Cheat's trading card game, which is really more like a trading card activity or trading card goings-on, because the word "game" implies fun and enjoyment.
• 158. cliffhangers: Humbuckers are offline? Then strap in, Strap, and prepare for ramming speed!
• 159. retirement: Well, let's just see here... Zero capitalization... Misspelling... Lack of punctuation... Looks like a winner to me!
• 160. coloring: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Crowns! You know, for coloring! A box of crowns!
• 161. 4 branches: You know how in video games, if you get the super-duper high score, it eventually flips back to zero? Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.
• 162. the chair: BUBS: All right, we'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup.
• 163. what I want: Who can appreciate the song when all you're really hearing are the plastic gears and motors clanking together in an effort to barely bust some sort of move?
• 164. looking old: Look Andyman, my age is a closely-guarded secret, protected by a sect of closely-guarded monks high atop the Coches Mountains.
• 165. strong badathlon: Our coverage of the 2007 Strong Badathlon continues with the Clean and Jerk... Strong Mad's Underwears... Over His Head. Fortunately, you don't really have to clean them.
• 166. unnatural: And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!
• 167. the movies: And if you think the guy sitting next to you munching popcorn is bad, try going to a theater where people regularly sneak in their own all-you-can-eat fajitas!
• 168. your funeral: Strong Bad, how you gonna check that e-mail? With my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves!
• 169. from work: STRONG SAD: Hey, cube neighbor, my work staysh is asking me if I want to log off or log out. Which one do I choose?
• 170. rough copy: Can't you see Malinko? All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart!
• 171. underlings: Furthermore, nothing says pact and trofessionalism like breaking tough news to someone with a reverse sunburn on your brother's giant, square, billboard-sized back!
• 172. more armies: Excuse me, Ganglo-Saxon. You look like the type of kid who gets his lunch handed to him daily. Well, if you'd like to be the lunch-handerer for a change, then boy, do the On Point Kings have a brochure for you!
• 173. the paper: Why do all my 30-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!?
• 174. mini-golf: The 18th hole puts a unique twist on the standard bottomless-hole-that-sucks-your-golf-ball-away-forever hole.
• 175. concert: STRONG SAD: I'm going to see a show tonight too. But I've never heard of the headliner, so I'm going to leave fashionably early.
• 176. hygiene: John wears shabby clothes that smell like chocolate milk with a stomach virus.
• 177. original: SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh... I should eat a pony.
• 178. bike thier: Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back?
• 179. pizza joint: The Cheat, in our effort to make a pretend pizza place in order to score some chicks, we somehow created a successful and well-reviewed actual pizza place!
• 180. slumber party: Uh, you might wanna put a cap on what you define as "older kids". Other than that, you can always look forward to endlessly ridiculing the kid that got picked up early 'cause he misses his mom.
• 181. web comics: But if cartoony or Cheaty drawings aren't your thing, break out your cracked serial numbers for "Burn and Dodge: The Fantasy Photoshop Gradient Comic!"
• 182. business trip: HOMESTAR RUNNER: So it's just going to be me and you, sleepin' out under the stars, roasting some a-marshmallows.
• 183. yes, wrestling: I didn't climb the mountains and breathe the face-painted fumes just to let you two walk away with the title I'm done take me off the air!
• 184. diorama: If you need to make some historical diorama, there's only one way to go: presidential assassinations.
• 185. nightlife: STRONG SAD: And if I'm feeling really crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor, and bust some fresh not-dancing.
• 186. environment: Whoa! I knew the Lappy was awesome, but I had no idea of her destructive power!
• 187. winter pool: All I remember after I closed my eyes, was that first, it got real loud, then it got real hot, then it got real slimy, then it got quiet, and then it got... unspeakable.
• 188. fan club: Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere!
• 189. pet show: This is gonna be a piece of cake for you. It's gonna be a piece of pie! It's gonna be a piece of cobbler! It's gonna be a piece of novelty dessert pizza!
• 190. licensed: BUBS: Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!
• 191. buried: Quit ruining my ruins, Jurassic Dork!
• 192. shapeshifter: Norwegian deals! It worked! This should only take a few seconds!
• 193. rated: Then in triple-R-rated movies, you can show bullets go all the way through people! In the front, through their guts and organs and breakfast and RIGHT OUT the BACK!
• 194. specially marked: That dotted line you expect me to cut along is like a toyless slap in my face!
• 195. love poems: Your hair flows like Fresh Cotton Linens hung to dry on the deck.
• 196. hiding: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, that's way better! I'll hide, and you seek!
• 197. your edge: Some would say "pocket", I say, "in my pants".
• 198. magic trick: All right then, hold still. This might hurt a lot-tle!
• 199. being mean: I'm trying to teach my wounded, bleeding sea lions that tearing other creatures apart is not the answer, and I immediately thought of you!!
• 200. email thunder: EVERYONE: SBEMAILS!!!!!!!! {Based on the line, "Two hundred SBEmails, exhausting just to think about..."}