Raggonix Emails/2

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Raggonix E-Mail #2

Raggonix breaks into KOT's Castle to steal his crown.

Cast (in order of appearance): Raggonix, Raggon, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheat, KOT, Nebulon (easter egg)

Places: Raggonix's Apartment, The Stick, KOT's Castle, Mars (easter egg)

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Transcript

RAGGONIX: Email, yeah yeah, Email, yeah yeah, Time to check my Email, Yeah Yeah.

{Raggonix opens up his email.}

Dear Raggonix
If you are so awexome and smart, why come do you not rule the world?
You're's
MMM

{Raggonix pronounces "awexome" like how it's spelled. He starts typing.}

RAGGONIX: MMM, is that a new Mars candy? Sounds delicious. Well, anyways MMM, I've tried that before. Well it wasn't the world, instead, it was Free Country, USA!

{Raggonix stops typing.}

RAGGONIX: It feels like it was just yesterday.

{cut to the stick. On the bottom of the screen it reads "Yesterday". Raggonix, Raggon, Strong Bad, Homestar, and The Cheat are all standing around it.}

RAGGONIX: Everyone know the plan? We storm into The King of Town's castle, steal his crown, put it on me, and then I'm the king!

RAGGON: Right!

STRONG BAD: Right!

THE CHEAT: Meh!

HOMESTAR: Wight!

RAGGONIX: Then it's settled! I will rule the country! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- {hack hack wheeze}

TO BE FINISHED