Raggonix Emails/1

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Raggonix E-Mail #1

Raggonix talks about his robotic implants.

Cast (in order of appearance): Raggonix, Raggon, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar

Places: Raggonix's Apartment, Raggonix's Lab, Strong Bad's Basement, The Stick

Lines: 23

Transcript

RAGGONIX: If I get email, I hope it has pics, of chicks!

{Raggonix starts up his email.}

If you read this,
you have become a robot.

RAGGONIX: Aww, no pics. Well, anyways No Name, I already am part robot. See? {waves his metal right arm} I gave myself robotic implants. I even sell robotic implants! Look at one of my customers!

{Cut to Raggon, who has been painted silver.}

RAGGON: Beep beep boop.... beep.

{cut back to Raggonix, who is in his lab.}

RAGGONIX: However, with many successes, there are also many failures. Here's one.

{cut to Strong Bad's basement, Strong Bad walks in.}

STRONG BAD: THE CHEAT! WHERE ARE MY TWINKIES?

{a mutant cheat walks in and eats Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: {muffled} Found them!

{cut back to Raggonix}

RAGGONIX: And some... well let's just say, were neither.

{cut back to Mutant The Cheat. Bubsgonzola walks in and eats Mutant The Cheat.}

RAGGONIX: That one was scary. But it was the best 20 bucks I ever spent. Hmm, I wonder where Raggon is. {leaves his lab}

{cut to The Stick, Raggon and Homestar are there. Raggon is still painted silver. Raggonix walks in.}

RAGGONIX: Ah, there is my favorite test subject!

RAGGON: Uh, bro, can I go wash up now?

RAGGONIX: What are you talking about, you are a machine!

HOMESTAR: Wight. Well, I'm going. See you later Waggon. {leaves}

RAGGON: I'm gonna go take a shower.

RAGGONIX: Ah, well, there's always Pom Pom.

{The Paper comes down.}

Fun Facts

• This is the first email.