PomCorp/Bubs' Office

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{Bubs is sitting in his office doing paperwork.}

BUBS:...This paper work is a real pain in my neck! I need somebody to help me with this.

{Reynold walks into office}

REYNOLD: What kind of paperwork may that be, bossman?

BUBS:Exploit reports. I need to come up with new ways to exploit my employees. Also, have you been in my office all this time?

REYNOLD: Just walked in, sir. Your secretary said you weren't busy and I just heard the end of it.

BUBS:Get someone less idiotic in here.

REYNOLD: WAIT! I can help. I single handedly caused skiball prize prices to skyrocket. Ever see the movie Office Space?

{Crack Stuntman walks in.}

CRACK STUNTMAN: BLAAAAAAAAHM' Crack Stuntman, Sales!

{The Cheat leans in}

THE CHEAT: meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh. (Translation: Reynold, maybe you should just make a jump to conclusions mat.)

{The Cheat leans back out}

REYNOLD: No not that part. I mean that one thing with the bank transactions