Other Character Email The Wheelchair/eh! capturing/Commentary
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JERM: All right, so this is the commentary for "eh! capturing". It starts with the classic...well, not-so-classic opening of The Wheelchair seeing his computer has spiderwebs on it.
{Badstar walks in.}
BADSTAR: Sorry that I'm late. Has the commentary already started?
JERM: Yes, around five seconds ago. Or so.
BADSTAR: Well, here's the gibberish email. I wish my computer had a gibberish decoder...
JERM: Well, The Wheelchair's computer does. I think the n00b 5p3ak is actually easier to read than normal gibberish. And apparently MikeControl is Kyle Westwood. Or maybe Kyle Westwood hacked into MikeControl's account.
BADSTAR: Nah. It's MikeControl. He does stuff like this.
JERM: All right, so now we get to The Wheelchair's clever capturing techniques. This one involes waiting so long that Eh! Steve gets anxious and scared.
BADSTAR: Poor Steve. I guess he really likes the attention.
JERM: And here comes King Snailbert, reciting the law when he's probably broken more times than you're able to count.
BADSTAR: Then all of a sudden, a loophole is found!
JERM: Hey, would you want to eat Eh! Stew? It sounds a bit tasty...er...wait, no it's not. That's disgusting!
BADSTAR: I don't know about that. Eh!vians are actually very tasty. I should know. Why do you think Eh! Steve is the last ehvian? I ate all the Eh!vians except Eh! Steve cause he had already left.
JERM: Er...you ate the Eh!vians? You evil mongrel! {pause} I like The Wheelchair's laugh. Especially the cow at the end.
BADSTAR: Yeah. Cows are funny.
JERM: And...oh ta-no! Eh! Steve has escaped! What shall the world ever do?
BADSTAR: Umm... try to catch him?
JERM: Well, that's what Sherlock's tryng to do with The Worm. He's completely copying The Wheelchair's technique!
BADSTAR: THAT FAKER!!!
JERM: Yeah, well at least Sherlock got what he deserved. A hammer hit in the head. Moving on...Eh! Steve sleeps?
BADSTAR: More like robot version of Eh! Steve! sleeps!
JERM: Except he isn't a robot. It's one of Eh! Steve's ebil and clever tricks.
BADSTAR: Wha? Oh.
JERM: Don't worry, even I got fooled by that. And I made it. So now, The Wheelchair gets a new and improved cage!...na na na.
BADSTAR: I bet you 10 bucks he'll capture him with that cage!
JERM: And, yes, it worked! But your point is obsolete because The Wheelchair will fall for Eh! Steve's clever and ebil trick again.
BADSTAR: I still bet you 10 bucks.
JERM: Right. But...oh snap! It was a real robot bomb!
BADSTAR: ... Do I still have to give you 10 bucks?
JERM: No, no. I don't want your ten bucks. I want your ten dollars. But anyways, The Wheelchair's going back to his first technique again and...it worked...again. Really, how stupid can Eh! Steve be?
BADSTAR: Yup. Thats pretty stupid of Eh! Steve.
JERM: Yeah, and who does The Wheelchair think he is, ordering Eh! Steve to buy him a humongous 120 inch TV while he's being held in the air upside down?
BADSTAR: And now for the big reveal!!! The reveal: EH! STEVE IS POOR!!! ...Or is he?
JERM: Well, The Wheelchair doesn't care. He'll still want his birthday present. And...oh, I just love that laugh. Moo. Cow. Ha. Good times.
BADSTAR: {Wakes up} WHA!? What happened?
JERM: Oh, nothing. Just The Wheelchair brutually injured Eh! Steve, most likely nearly killing him.
BADSTAR: Heh. That Wheelchair and his wacky antics.
JERM: Of course, now he realizes that Eh! Steve was lying just there and he'd been tricked into well...chucking Eh! Steve into a wall. And...That's The Paper! I guess that ends this commentary. I guess.
BADSTAR: But first, here's your ten dollars. {Holds up a 10 dollar bill made out of brick and beats JeRM unconcious. Takes JeRM's wallet and runs away.}
JERM: {mumbling unconsciously} Endings...are cruel.
