Other Character Email Tampo/revolution/Commentary/1

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• The DVD version features a hidden commentary for Part 1 of Tampo Email #30: "revolution." To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

Commentary Transcript

(Commentary by: Joshua, Trogga)

JOSHUA: Hello folks, me and Trogga here commentating on the beginning of "revolution," the pre-email chapter.

TROGGA: If you haven't visited Best and Worst Tampo Emails, this happens to be my fav Tampo Email. Oh, and Josh?

JOSHUA: {drawn out} Yeeeeess?

TROGGA: You can me Ian. Or better, "The Wiki's Worst Contributor."

JOSHUA: Nah, I think I'll call you Sam. Sam the Goldfish. And now, back on task. We fade through a security camera to show the boss trio being watched.

TROGGA: Go on...

JOSHUA: Now this whole chapter... it originally was planned to be the ending of the previous email "marbles." But then "marbles" got too long, so I decided to just make it a prologue of sorts for "revolution."

TROGGA: I wonder why The Boss Trio Reloaded use those computers instead of the SuperCom.

JOSHUA: They like their computers. Besides, the SuperCom's bug-ridden from the virus attack way back in #20.

TROGGA: Also, how did the BTR increase their size? Growth spurt?

JOSHUA: Probably the Expieriment Room. It's shrunken and grew characters in the past. {pause} Here they get warned. Fortunately for them, they listen to their minions.

TROGGA: Heh, Plan G. Wonder what happened to Plan F.

JOSHUA: Probably didn't cover the boss trio coming back. I guess... And here are two basic minions, showing you what Plan G did.

TROGGA: Not to go off-topic, but why don't you make screenshots anymore? Too time-consuming?

JOSHUA: Well, to be fair, I only made one screenshot. Back when I had around ten emails, I decided I would screenshot 'em all. But then after finishing the first one, I discovered it was way too hard, so I decided not to.

TROGGA: Wait, doesn't the Tampo Email logo, The Boss Trio and the Plasma 2000 count as screenshots?

JOSHUA: Images, not screenshots. And I didn't make the logo.

TROGGA: I see. So what's happening now?

JOSHUA: Well, we're back with the boss trio in the Experiment Room. A brief "fight" scene is about to start, to add some action to a mostly explanatory and preparation chapter.

TROGGA: Cool beans. {pause} Man, The Boss Trio's luck just keeps on getting worst...and worster.

JOSHUA: Pzzzow! Pzzzow! Pzzzow! There goes Stlunko... and Brody. They're pretty big targets. {lengthly pause} There go the boss trio, getting carried and pushed off to their rooms while unconscious. This part explained their ingenious plan. I guess. Sorta. {pause} Hello? Trogga? HELLOOO??? Poke?

{A crash is heard.}

JOSHUA: What the-? {gasps} Oh, no! He's dead! Trogga is dead! {yelling} MEDIC! HELP! CALL 9-1-1! WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE!!!

{A siren starts blaring in the background. Some scurrying sounds are heard.}

OFFICER: What is the problem here?!

JOSHUA: Well, uh, me and this guy here were just doing a commentary for the awesome-est thing in existance when... I guess he sort of stopped moving and died.

OFFICER: Hmm... he isn't dead. We'll get him to the hospital. {yelling} Come on, let's get him in the ambulance!

{Some running is heard, following by some strained groans. After a few seconds, the siren fades and all is quiet.}

JOSHUA: Okay... I guess I'll just commentate this myself... just talking, explaining their plans, filling any gaps or plotholes. You gotta make these master plans secure, you know? {pause} This is pretty boring. I already know all this crap. Uh... you know, I'm just gonna go get a pizza.

{Someone is heard walking away. The rest of the chapter plays without any commentary.}