Other Character Email Tampo/girlfriend/Commentary

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Commentary Transcript

(Commentary by: Joshua, Nyjole)

JOSHUA: Welcome everyone to the commentary for "The Girlfriend Incident"!

NYJOLE: Since Shadow Scythe is doing something else at the moment, I, Nyjole, will commentatarate on this commentary. Cool.

JOSHUA: Fascinating. I can't really tell you guys much apart anydangways.

NYJOLE: Fair 'nuff. Oh, Tampo's really- he sure is mad.

JOSHUA: I guess he's a little on edge after having everything he owned shattered to bits.

NYJOLE: Ostracized is a fune word.

JOSHUA: I learned it from Between the Lions when I was wery old!

NYJOLE: Ostrige-ized!

JOSHUA: Not quite pronounced like that.

NYJOLE: Close enough.

JOSHUA: You know... they could probably pay for damages and bail if they're as rich as they say they are.

NYJOLE: {singing} Anticlimactic is so much fun! Anticlimaxes are number one! {stops} ...it looks like ol' Stunks used the metric system.

JOSHUA: Yeah, wazzup with that? 278 kilometers is... around 173 miles. Quite a long walk.

NYJOLE: Walk?

JOSHUA: For Brody anyway.

NYJOLE: Wow, I never realized how many non-walking characters there are in 20X6. Tampo floats, Stlunko rolls on a conveyer belt, Saargtson... uh... I'm not sure what Saargtson does. Slither?

JOSHUA: Probably.

NYJOLE: It's time for an emaul bracket.

JOSHUA: Yeah, it's coming up real soon... a one of its kind email, printed from Stlunko's butt.

NYJOLE: ...yeah.

JOSHUA: And apparently we began watching the email because Stlunko secretly turned on the perplexing and sometimes logic-defying camerabot.

NYJOLE: It's magic!

JOSHUA: Sometimes it follows Stinkoman... sometimes it records stuff that doesn't actually happen... it flew through space with Trevor in "virus". Evil magical camerabot of doom.

NYJOLE: Ohnolox... who's the genius who sent this email? It's a little... creepy.

JOSHUA: Princess Homestar, I believe. Who else would want to kiss Tampo?

NYJOLE: Oop. That makes it a little less creepy. Or does it?! Maybe I should shut up now.

JOSHUA: Email being female does make it somewhat less creepy for sure. They never do identify the princess either, I don't think... they just know it was the Flarg one.