Other Character Email Tampo/Fan Emails/The Interview

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Subject: An interview with the characters.

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{There is a blue screen. The words "MTV" are on the screen.}

ANNOUNCER: We now return to MTV's "Behind the Laughter". {The text on screen disappears and is replaced with a black and white photo of a scene from "Robot Body".} Tampo emails. An awesome show about a giant brain, chicken, and a robot. The show took off with the landmark episode "Robot Body". It was the begining of a new kind of email show.

{Cut to a room with purple walls. Tampo is floating above a chair. A microphone is being held in front of him by someones hand.}

TAMPO: Did I like "Robot Body"? Heck no! It stunk!!!! The emails today, MUCH BETTA.

{Scene changes so Brody is standing above a chair.The camera is pointing up to see his head.}

BRODY: I don't know why Tampo thinks that email is bad. I liked it.

{Screen changes to Stlunko, who is just sitting on the floor.}

STLUNKO: Well, It was okay. Not as good as the other ones though.

{Cut to a black and white photo of Tampo, Brody and Stlunko, with all there minions, along with Trevor and Booty. They appear to be celebrating an event. There is a throphy that says "Fanstuff of the Week: Future".}

ANNOUNCER: Soon they had won awards for numerous emails. Good times were here to stay. Or so they thought. After there house was destroyed, and they moved to the Lunar Warehouse, everything was going fine...

{Cut to Tampo.}

TAMPO: Then the director said "Neb-1! Trust me! Everyone will love it!" I don't see any awards! Where's the love!? Attacked, sucked.

{Cut to Stlunko.}

STLUNKO: I thought it was a very good email. I enjoyed being the hero.

{Cut to Neb-1. He looks depressed.}

NEB-1: {english accent} I've always wanted a carrer in acting like my father. And {sniff} when I tried out, they said I'd {sniff} be perfect for the brainless brutal beast! {starts crying} I'm sorry daddy! {Plows into the camera.}

{Cut to a screenshot from Virus.}

ANNOUNCER: Things went smoothly, and the hit email Virus was soon released. Tampo was honored with an award, but due to the length of the email, and the heaviness of the cinderblock, he was unable to act for the next week.

{Cut to Tampo.}

TAMPO: I broke my back. Wait, do I even have a back?! Well, I broke something.

{Cut to a screenshot from Tornado Guy.}

ANNOUNCER: And then it happened. After revealing hints of his old money-loving personallity, Stlunko was put in jail for 3 weeks.

{Cut to Brody.}

BRODY: He was talking about money, which got me a little suspicious. So I went to his trailer to see 5000 stolen Stinko-dollars!

{Cut to Slunko.}

STLUNKO: It is true, I did steal the Stinko-dollars. And I am sorry.

{Cut to Tampo.}

TAMPO: I was asleep.

{MORE SOON!}