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Not Quite So Tampo Email #7: "Stlunko's Family"

Summary: Stlunko goes through a list of his family.

Author: MikeControl

Cast (in order of appearance): Tampo, Stlunko, Strunko, Starko, Stuno, Stino

Places: Personal Chamber(?)

Length: 17 Lines

Date: February 25, 2006

Transcript

TAMPO: Email!!!!!! TONIiIiIiIiGHT!

{An email comes up}

subject:family

Dear stunklo, what's your family? from miketicktockrockyocklock

{Tampo reads the email.}

STLUNKO: My email. Well Lock, my family members are: {looks them up} Starko, Stuno, Stranky, Stino, Strunko, Snailo, Squido, Snarko, Swefto, Syuloto, Sailo, Stenko, Stefo, Stennio, Stornoto, Staffo, Stalo...

{Several hours later...}

STLUNKO: Starnote, Soloto, Sakifep, Staeropo, and my great-great-great-great-great-great-uncle 452,789 times removed, John.

TAMPO: {waking up} Huh? Wha? Oh, you're finally finished, ugh...

{Strunko bursts in with Starko, Stuno and Stino. Starko looks like Stlunko, but with a tie, an unshaved face, a bowler hat, and no wall. Stuno looks like Stlunko but with a purple sweater, long brown hair, and a purse. Stranky looks like a small robot with a similar design to Stlunko, but with rockets coming out of him. He is wearing a hat. Stino is just like Stuno but with a pony tail. Strunko looks like Stlunko except he's small, has tubes connecting his hands to his body, and a blinking sphere on his antenna.}