Other Character Email Strong Man/weight
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Summary
Strong Man works out.
Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Man, The Sneak, Homestar, Strong Mad, Homsar.
Transcript
STRONG MAN: {Singing} Welcome to the email! We got fun 'n 'games! {Brings up email}
Dearest Strong Man:
How much do you weigh?
Lìterälé
{Stpos abruptly at Lìterälé.
STRONG MAN: Uh....I'll call you...Jack. {Clears screen} Well Jack...I'm offended.
{Cut to view of the desk. Theres The Sneak.}
THE SNEAK: Thats because your a woman.
STRONG MAN: I thought you ran away from me last episode.
THE SNEAK: {Nervous} Uh..yeah! I did I did. {Runs away.} The Shaaaaaaaame!!!!
STRONG MAN: Weirdo.
{Cut back to the Bicee}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} Anyway, let's try to get me to talk a confident like by cutting to a mo- I mean, working out.
{Cut to a weird lemon transition scene. Then cut to Strong Man in a gym desk}
STRONG MAN: {Singing} Trainin' trainin'!
{Cut to Strong Man on a treadmill. He falls off}
STRONG MAN: {Singing} Trainiiiiiiiin'! Time to get heal-thy!
{Cut to Strong Man trying to lift a dumbell. He lifts above him and it wobbles for a few seconds before it falls on top of him. Homestar, Strong Mad and Homsar run in. Strong mad and Homestar pick it up and Homsar eats it}
STRONG MAN: {Singing} Get fit! Become Str-str-stroooooooooong!!!!! {Spoken} Yeah.
{Cut back to the Bicee. Strong Man looks like a stick figure.}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} Ok Jack, lemme tell you mah weight: Minus one stone. {Types as -1 lbs}
{Canned laughter sounds.}
STRONG MAN: What the crap?
THE SNEAK: {Offscreen} Your in a sitcom.
STRONG MAN: Shuddup.
{The paper comes down. Canned laughter again}
STRONG MAN: Quit stalkin' me!!!
Easter Eggs
- Click on -1 lbs to see The Sneak
Easter Egg transcript
{Cut to the `Sneak in a Gym}
THE SNEAK: One ticket for stalking a weirdo please.
{Ends}
Fun Facts
SM's Email Rap is based on the song "welcome to the Jungle".
