Other Character Email Strong Man/Traitor
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STRONG MAN: I like pie. It's nice. Hey. Hey. Email. {Brings up email}
Dear SM
Why do you work for Strong Bad?
You're so big, you should rule
the group!
STRONG MAN: Hey! Noname, I'me already th le-
{Cut to a view of The desk. Strong Bad is there}
STRONG BAD: You fell straight into our trap.
STRONG MAN: Wah?
STRONG BAD: A few days ago, you punched Zoo...
{Cut to a flash back to the scene involving Zoo in music. Theres no sound.}
STRONG BAD: {Voiceover} You punched him...badly.
{The screen changes to a scene from Hiccup where Strong Man checks the email}
STRONG BAD: {Voiceover} So, natrully, a swore revenge.
{As Strong Bad says this the camera zooms in on the word revenge}
STRONG BAD: {Voiceover} I would too..but, I would have beaten you up.
{Flashbacks to the scene from Hiccup where The Sneak is being offended}
STRONG BAD: {Voiceover} Well, then you ticked off The Sneak.
{Cut to the scene from Hiccup where Strong Bad walks in}
STRONG BAD: {Voiceover} Then, you cheesed me off. So... me and Zoo noticed something,
{Flashbacks to the easter egg in weight}
STRONG BAD: {Voiceover} The Sneak wanted revenge too. We first scared you with that canned laughter.
{Flashbacks to to scene with Homsar in competition}
STRONG BAD: {Voiceover} Then gave you false confidence, meanwhile, Zoo was training The Sneak.
{Cut to what looks like a sillouheted monster with hair. He slowly fades in}
STRONG BAD: {Voiceover} Until we finally turned him into...
{The monster fades in to see a giant hiary monster with The Sneaks nose.}
SINGERS: Dunh, dunh, daaaaaa!!!!
STRONG BAD: Ultra-sneak!
{Cut back to the computer room, Ultra-sneak walks in}
STRONG BAD: And you said you were our leader?!
STRONG MAN: You runied something good.
ULTRA-SNEAK: TRAITOR!!! YOUR COMPY DIE!!!
STRONG MAN: Nooooo!!!
{The scene turns slow motion as Ode to joy plays. Strong Man jumps as Ultra-Sneak begins to eat the Bicee, after around 15 seconds the scene turns to normal and a a hole appears in Ulrta-Sneak. Bubs walks in holding a shotgun}
ULTRA SNEAK: My feet are inside me...
STRONG MAN: That was...clich`ed.
BUBS: I don't care. ow rap this up before you lose viewership.
STRONG MAN: Mokay.
{Cut back to the Bicee.}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well, I'm not exactly at liberty too tell you why the Bicee is covered in saliva. I'm gonna end it.
{The paper comes down}
STRONG MAN: Ode to joy is in my head.
Easter eggs
Click on Ultra-Sneak when he says "My feet are inside me" to see a picture of a man eating whith a foot shaped stomach.
Click saliva to see a clip inside Ultra-Sneaks stomach
Easter Egg transcript
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: What kind of uncivilized manner of-
{The bicee falls on Strong Bad}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: My feet are inside me...
Funfacts
- My feet are inside me is a reference to the Simpsons comedy program.
