Other Character Email Strong Man/The Sneak

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Transcript

STRONG MAN: {With musical notes} (Not another email eating you up! It's time for email BOB to drop!)

Hello, strong man!
What would you do if the sneak suddenly dissapeared?
The Homestar Runner

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Runner. I'm reporting you to sir. Anyway, let me tell you a secret.) {Clears screen} (I'm...not all that strong. I would let my eyes water. After all: The Sneak is my leporello. Look what he has done for me!)

{A photo comes up of The Sneak holding a can of food}

STRONG MAN: (He ste- buys food from the warehouse for me)

{The phot goes down}

STRONG MAN: (Though I do believe I'm forgetting something...)

{As he says this, Ultra-sneak slowly fades in. He then fades out to The Sneak and Strong Man in the circus}

STRONG MAN: {Subover} (How we met.)

THE SNEAK: {Waves his nose}

STRONG MAN: (You need help you yellow possum?)

THE SNEAK: {Waves his nose}

{Old-timey Strong Bad drives in on Homcar}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: My new contraption is smashing!

STRONG MAN: (Um... I found this) {Holds up The Sneak}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: That's better!

{OTSB and Strong Man leave}

HOMCAR: OoOOoOoooh, Thou life is better than yours.

{Sombody throws a peanut at Homcar. Cut to OLSB's lair}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: How do I use this rather queer looking mammal?

STRONG MAN: (I do not know, sir. Try harming it in a manner of your foot)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Good idea, minion!

{The Sneak begins waving his nose franticly. OTSB kicks The Sneak. Cut back to the oldie}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (So there you have it The Ho- THE HOMESTAR RUNNER!!??!)

{The paper comes down}

STRONG MAN: (That isn't good. Sir will be mad!)

Easter eggs

• Click Homcar to see OTSB hitting himself with a spanner
• At the end, click "THE HOMESTAR" or "!!??!" to see this

{The Homestar peeks in}

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I got my words wrong.

{He peeks out again}