Other Character Email Strong Man/Stupid

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Transcript

STRONG MAN: {Singing} Forward an email. then check it! If you don'ts have time: Delete it! {brins up email}

Dear Strong Man,

Respond to this email in the funniest
way, ever.

From Marzipan-Homestar-Fan-66

{Strong Man reads the senders name as "Number name."}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well this ain't good. Buuuuut, I gotta do this so...

{Cut to Strong Man on his stool. He takes out a bowl of pudding. The camera zooms in on his eyes and they slowly turn red}

STRONG MAN: I hate you.

{Zoom out as we hear a gulp. The screen quickly zooms out until it ends up in heaven}

STRONG MAN: {Echoing} NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

{Zoom back in on earth}

STRONG MAN: {Quickly, typing gibberish} I want potatoes. You want potatoes? I hate potatoes! Look out! Two star. Wars. Star wars. nononono. I'm a sizzle.

{Cut to the desk.}

STRONG MAN: Free. Bracka crank. Tayasicks!

{Strong Man lifts up the Bicee and puts it on the floor}

STRONG MAN: What is? Life? Life or death. Ten percent off death. {Points to the table} You die. WHEEEEEEE!!!

{Strong Man jumps on the table. Homestar walks in}

HOMESTAR: Hey, are you doing a dance? Like, a pie dance? Okay!

{Homestar lies on Strong Man}

STRONG MAN: Hey! A bug. One, two three! But no, I'm four. Nukes!

{Strong Man lifts up Homestar and throws him at the wall.}

STRONG MAN: Va va va va va va!

{Powering down noises are heard. Strong Bad walks in}

STRONG BAD: I knew he would fall for it! How did he not see that me, would have a psuedoname like Marzipan Homestar Fan 66! He knows I'd always do that to hide my identity!

STRONG MAN: {Normal} Y'know I'm not down yet, right?

STRONG BAD: Aildg- brgd- yeah. {Leaves}

{Cut back to the bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well Strong Bad...see you....yesterday. Your not Strong Bad are you?

{The paper comes down}

Easter eggs

• Click on Strong Man's eyes to see them turn into golf balls
• At the end, click "not Strong Bad" To see this

{A crudly drawn picture of Marzipan and Homestar fused together at a stool, watching the email}

MARZIPANHOMESATRFAN66: {In Strong Bad's voice} What does it look like to you?