Other Character Email Strong Man/Stand up
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Transcript
STRONG MAN: {With musical notes} (I'm my own e-mail!) {Brings up email}
Hey Strong-O!
Share with us your comedy styles!
Yours truly,
Steamboat Troggie
STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Okay...well: If a chicken crosses the road what happens?) {Crickets chirp} (It lays an egg!) {Drum beat} (HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! That little number was a joke from The Sneak. It was from the talent show of '33...}
{On "talent" the screen uses a dissolve wash transition to the stage from email 23. Jumpin' Jack is on the stage}
JUMPIN' JACK: And, welcome, to, the, not-so, annual, talent, show, it, begins, in, a few, minites, so, just, wait.
MAN IN AUDIENCE: You Suck!
{Cut to backstage. Strong Man is talking to Old-Timey Strong Bad.}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: So win!
STRONG MAN: (Sorry sir, I don't know anything good!)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Exactly! That's why we hired The Three Stooges to dress up as you!
STRONG MAN: (Who?)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Oh yes! I forgot! You to much of a simpleton to go to theatres!
STRONG MAN: (What?)
{The Homestar Runner walks in}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's my line!
STRONG MAN: (Well I used it.)
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's it!
{Cut to the stage. A man in a crudly done Strong Man suit is talking}
FAKE STRONG MAN: Whoop whoop whoop!
CROWD: {Laughs.}
MAN IN AUDIENCE: You fun-
{Strong Man and The Homestar Runner enter, fighting. They knock over the man. Strong Man emerges, in tears}
STRONG MAN: {Crying} (That hurt! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!)
FAKE STRONG MAN: Who are you people!
{Cut back to the oldie}
STRONG MAN: (My arm still hurts to this day. It was a nasty boo-boo.)
{The paper comes down}
Easter eggs
- Click chicken to see a small chicken wearing army style boots walk by on the screen of the oldie
- Click "day" to see this:
{Cut to backstage. OTSB and Fake Strong Man are there
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: That was comedic!
FAKE STRONG MAN: Yes, but how do I get this off?
Fun facts
- The three stooges where and actual team of comedians.
- In addition, "whoop whoop whoop" was one of the catchphrases of Curly, a member of the group leading us to believe that Curly is Fake Strong Man.
