Other Character Email Strong Man/Snailmail

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STRONG MAN: Woah. They cleaned it. I can see myself. {Brings up email}

Strong man,
I guess you cant check your email without a computer. HA!
Zoo977!

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well... even though I love to see me and my charming self in this eletronic mirror,I guess I'll see what snail-y mail is like.

{Strong Man leaves. Cut to the field. Strong Man walks in}

STRONG MAN: Unlike most, I hate mailboxes. Instead I own a carrier pigeon who only takes a few seconds.

{The screen says "5 hours later" Then cuts back to the field. It is now dusk.}

STRONG MAN: {Slightly tired} Only a few seconds...

{The screen says 3 hours later and cuts back to the feild. It is now a cross between night and dusk}

STRONG MAN: {Very tired} Only...2 more seconds....

{The screen says"Y'know" and cuts back to a night time field. Strong Man is asleep}

STRONG MAN: {Mumbling} Oh...ha-halo 3.

{A pigeon flys down from nowhere and lands on Strong Man}

PIGEON: Um...coo?

STRONG MAN: {Wakes up} Wah- malana? {Fully awake} Oh. It's you. Just give me my mail and get fired.

PIGEON: Coo! {Flys away}

STRONG MAN: That better be getting me a new mailbox! Oh well {Opens envolope}

h3y 5tr0n9 m4n
4m 1 c00l?
u know 1 4am!
dr4m4t1c.

{Strong man reads it as "h-three why? Five tron! Nine fourmourn. Form le cool? You know 4:AM I got dramatic.}

STRONG MAN: Well no number 1. Why hache three? Well, in your wise words... Five-tron. Le form is cool. I got my PC cleaned and this isn't the internet. DELE- I mean RECYCLED!

{Strong Man scrunches up the paper and throws it in the bin. A nerd-ghost comes out of the paper.}

GHOST: {In a nazely voice} Learn 2 leet. {The ghost walks off}

STRONG MAN: That was...um...paeliontoligiffic?

{Cut back to the Bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Ok aquarium! I checked snaily mail. Until next time... admire my facial features in my compy.

{The paper comes down}

PIGEON: {Offscreen} COO!

Easter eggs

  • Click on "4m 1 c00l" whan Strong Man says it to see a form labled "Is le cool!'
  • Click snaily mail to write a Snail mail to Strong Man


Fun facts

  • This is a mention of paeliontoligy.
  • This is the 3rd email in which Strong Man says "That was...X"
  • The message really reads. "Hey Strong man. Am I cool? You know I am! dramatic."
  • "Dramatic" is Strong Intelligents knowlege base username.
  • For the record, the snailmail was made-up.
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