Other Character Email Strong Man/Revenge
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Transcript
ZOO977: {gasping} Do NOT let homestar make me drink more fluffy puff soda.
ZOOOO!
WHY DID YOU SEND ME THAT EMAIL!?
YOU KILEED THE BICEE!
Your rival in life, Strong Man
ZOO977: Rival at life?
{cuts to a scene. zoo and strong mad are playing life}
ZOO977: Im sorry , but you must pay mortage.
STRONG MAD: NOOOOO! {runs off}
{cuts back}
ZOO977: So that mexplains who I was playing with! Now to get talk to you ab-
{a door knock is heard}
ZOO977: Um... I'll be right back.
{cuts to the main room. zoo opens the door. strong man is there, angrier than ever}
ZOO977: Hey, grayman!
STRONG MAN: March over here young man!
{The two teleport to 1936. Homcar drives in}
STRONG MAN: Get in the extremly annoying car.
HOMCAR: OooOOOOoO, Who is thou stranger?
ZOO977: AAH! Why is there a talking car? Where am I? {less scared, more confused} Why am I the only thing in color?
STRONG MAN: Your in...um...Hell. The car is your friend.
{Strong Man holds up a tape recorder and presses play. This plays}
HOMSAR:' AaAAAaaAAh, I stole your kit kat!
{Cut back to Zoo's computer room. Kirbychu walks in wearing brass knuckles.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Oh Zoo, I have a suprize for you! Where are you? {looks at computer} What!?! NO ONE CAN BE ZOO'S RIVAL FOR LIFE BUT ME! {runs off}
{Cut back to 1936. Kirbychu enters.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Where is that jerk Strong Man?
STRONG MAN: Um... {Points at Homcar} There.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Thanks big man.
{Kirbychu walks over to Homcar. The Shockpuff Zapper (1936 Kirbychu) walks in.}
THE SHOCKPUFF ZAPPER: {with an english accent} STOP! That defenseless talking automotive is not The Strong Man! The portly gray ruffian is!
ZOO977: Um... Mr jones?
STRONG MAN: The Sneak?
THE SHOCKPUFF ZAPPER: NO YOU DOLTS! The Strong Man is the large, portly ruffian in the toga!
STRONG MAN: I have you know this is Mr. 997's singlet!
ZOO977: I DO NOT WEAR SINGLETS, AND MY LAST NAME IS 977!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Yeah, I thing his last name is Runner or something.
STRONG MAN: No, I mean him.
{Points to Zoo with a mustache and eyepatch}
STRONG MAN: That's Farm997
ZOO977: {points to the homestar runner} And theres my dad.
STRONG MAN: No wonder your both dimwits
ZOO977: {clonks strong man} Not again.
STRONG MAN: Oh... {Stinkoman pops in}
STINKOMAN: Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challenge!? {Pops out}
ZOO977: How can I be in the past, be the only thing in color, see the stinkoman Zorax keeps talking about, and not faint?
STRONG MAN: {Punches Zoo} That 'nuogh?
ZOO977: OH MY! TIME TRAVEL ISNT GOOD FOR MY COMPUTER!
STRONG MAN: You destroyed my computer!
ZOO977: YOU MURDERER! You know what I will have to use now?!?
STRONG MAN:' Not shoop-da-woop.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Or the Zeeky words.
ZOO977: THIS! UNTIL I GET A NEW COMPUTER! {holds a tiny blue computer.}
{Kirbychu inhales the tiny blue computer.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: No. You won't.
STRONG MAN: {Eats Kirbychu} So where were we?
ZOO977: {kicks strong man, kirbychu comes out, and zoo gets his computer} GETTING ME TO MY HOME!
{The time vortex closes, trapping Zoo and Kirbychu. cuts to zoos bedroom. zoos head is on the keyboard ofr the computer, now only two spinning gears}
ZOO977: {muffled} Dear zoo man, Why did you kill your compoopy?
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Easter eggs
- Click on Zoo too see Farm 997 again
Fun facts
- This email, at 53 lines long, is the longest Strong Man email
- Strong Man was the only none user character
- This is the "special" 20th email
- Although there have been crossovers in the past, this is the first ever 3 way crossover.
- This was written by Strong Intelligent, Zoo977 and Kirbychu HR'd
- This email has the most fun facts
