Other Character Email Strong Man/Procrastination
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Strong man,
I a doing an astronomy project. should I paint basket
/soccer/base/soft/golf balls for planets, or make then out of pepper mache?
Hammerhead Wannabe
STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Pepper? Oh no!- I'm allergic to i-)
{Strong Man falls off the chair wheezing.}
STRONG MAN: {Offscreen} (Nooooo...)
{Strong Man gets back up}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Anyway.You should-)
{Old-timey Strong Bad steps in}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Procrastinate! That helps!
STRONG MAN:' {Nervously} (Uh...yessir. Perfect choice!)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: This is how.
{Cut to a pice of paper. OTSB's hand is visible}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: First, draw a P, then...a vaugley different P!
STRONG MAN: {Offscreen} (No thanks)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Then, close the gap to make a mouth! Your done!
{OTSB drwas as he describes}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: The the name! "Folklore the Procrastinator!"
{OTSB writes that. The following scene is in pencil. Violinn music to the tune of Trogdor begins to play}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: {Talking} Folklore! What what? Folklore!
{ As he says this,Folklore goes by on a bed eating a sandwich}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Folklore was a young man! Or a lazy young man! Or he was lazy!
{As he says this Folklore becomes a teenager, then a teenager with Folklore's head, then Folklore}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Folklore! What what? Folklore! And then Folkore sleeps in the niiiiiight!
{As he says this the camera zooms in on Folklore. Cut to the oldie}
STRONG MAN: {Typing}} (Or not)
Easter egss
- Click "not" to see a hammerhead shark with a ball.
