Other Character Email Strong Man/Ordianry
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STRONG MAN: {Singing} This is notta drill! Getta ready for da email! {Brings up email}
Dear Strong Man,
You and The Sneak are totally getting out of character.
I suggest you do something about this so
you don't break the rules againy longer.
Also, your fly was undone all last email.
Just wanted to let you know.
Something like this,
Luigi the Egg.
{Reads your fly was undone as "You were really awesome" and "Luigi the Egg" as "Super mario reference"
STRONG MAN: M'kay. Let's try. BACKSTORY UNDONE'D!
{The scene suddenly turns 1936. The only thing still there is the bicee and it's text. Strong Man Begins talking in grunts}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Huh? What's this contraption a-magig? I have surperior technoligy! I'll annoy The Homestar Runner. THE SNEAK!)
{The Sneak walks in. What he says is subtitled.}
THE SNEAK: (Yes fellow?)
STRONG MAN: (What is this contraption?)
THE SNEAK: (Oh parsnip! A turing! I have an idea...)
{Cut to Old-Timey Bubs depot. The bicee is there. Old-timey Bubs is hitting it with a waling stick. It then flashes}
OLD-TIMEY BUBS: There. You can recieve insta-grams from the future. Try not to get sucked in.
STRONG MAN: (Sucked in?)
OLD-TIMEY BUBS: You've been wiped?
STRONG MAN: (I do not clean crap.)
OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Nevermind.
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Leaning in} My mind will last forever.
STRONG MAN: (Go AWAY you...guy?)
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?
STRONG MAN: (Forget it)
{The screen flashes "History changed" cut back}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Let's try!) {Typing Strong_gram.exe and the subtitles having musical notes with them} (Ooooooooh-mail! Tele-mail!) {Brings up email}
DEar Strong Man,
Which dessert has had the most significant impact upon your life?
Have you, ever had any adverse experiences of desserts?
sincerely Marzippy
STRONG MAN: {Typing} (I dunno. What is a "dessert"? A desert? Never been to one. G'bye everyone!)
{The paper comes down}
{The Homestar Runner leans in and winks, then leans out again}
Easter eggs
- At the end, click "dessert" too see this
{Cut to a scene from the previous email. You can see Strong Man's fly down}
STRONG MAN: Argh-
{A zipping sound is heard and Strong Man's fly goes up}
STRONG MAN: OW!
