Other Character Email Strong Man/OCESMNQE1

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Transcript

{The screen opens with The Sneak and Strong Man against a plain white background.}

STRONG MAN: Hello. Me and this weird possum are just telling you why we don't use advertisements.

THE SNEAK: Firstly, it spams his inbox.

{Cut to the Bicee. Strong Man is typing, "My inbox.jpeg" and singing}

STRONG MAN: I'm practising another email song!

{Strong Man presses enter. The screen is flooded with the phraise "Anyone stole your cow?"}

STRONG MAN: Crap. Anything good?

{Cut back to The Sneak and Strong Man}

THE SNEAK: Secondly, theres the saddos who actually click on them.

{Cut to Homestar on a "Crappy 486". He types "DHG0-+F3AAY`~>LJ8§"}

HOMESTAR: I'm fune.

{Presses enter. The screen is just a blue rectangle with a stick man doing the banana dance. The words"HAZLE NUT AND JAM TYME!" Flash at the bottom of the screen}

HOMESTAR: Um...{Singing, pronounces Hazle as Hazzle} HAZLE NUT AND JAM PINE...cone.

{Cut back to Strong Man and The Sneak}

THE SNEAK: So there you have it. Advertisement is bad. So it's goodnight from me.

STRONG MAN: And goodnight from him.