Other Character Email Strong Man/New PC

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Transcript

NARRATOR: LAST TIME........

{Cut to the ending scene of the previous email}

STRONG MAN: (NOOOOOOOOOO)

HOMCAR: {offscreen} Thy life is evil!

STRONG MAN: {Crying} (You sure got that right)

{Cut to a ordianry view of the desk. Wind is blowing. Strong Man walks in holding the bicee covered in cellotape. He puts it on the desk and types "Broken_mail.exe"}

STRONG MAN: (This better work) {Brings up email}

Str00n9 M4|\|,
SomeTHIn95 WrOOnG with ur compoopy...

{The reading subtitles stop at "M4|\|}

STRONG MAN: (No. NO!) {Typing} (No Bicee! Y-you were so young! I've got to put you to rest.)

{Strong Man takes out the bomb from the previous email}

STRONG MAN: (And this is what started it all.)

{Strong Man puts the bomb on the bicee and runs off. The bicee explodes. Cut to a long shot of Strong Man, who is looking depressed}

STRONG MAN: (Now what?)

{Cut to Bubs' warehouse. Strong Man enters}

STRONG MAN: (Do you have a computer-ma-jig?)

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: I could give you colossus...

STRONG MAN: (Sir will not let me by computers from turing.)

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Let me get my time machine...

{Fade out. Fade back in to see Strong Bad there}

STRONG BAD: This place again?

STRONG MAN: (Look. I'll give you....this!) {Holds up Sickly Sam's foot} (For a new compy.)

STRONG BAD: Woah! Cool times! I'll give you the original compy. They call it the oldie.

STRONG MAN: Deal!

{Fade out. Fade to the desk, with the Oldie there}

STRONG MAN: (Does this have any-)

{This email pops up}

Thank you for buying the oldie! (Copyright 1995) We will give you a list of programs! Strong_mail.exe - opens email Gamer_time.exe - Runs pacman Spellers_check.exe- Spellcheck Run_Toast.exe- Makes toast

STRONG MAN: (Good!)

{Strong Man types "Run_Toast.exe. A slice of toast comes out the disc drive}

STRONG MAN: (Mmmmm.)

{The paper comes down}

Easter eggs

• Click on the bicee email to see the dramatic ghost fly out the screen
• At the end, click on the toast to see this

{Cut to present day Strong Bad's room}

STRONG BAD: {Typing} So, I went back in time, and got this foot! {Holds up Sickly Sam's foot}

{Cut back}

Fun facts

• This is the 3rd time we see the dramatic ghost.