Other Character Email Strong Man/Muscles

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Summary

Strong Man tells people about how he's so strong.

Characters. (In order of appearance): Strong Man, The Sneak, Old-timey Strong bad.

Transcript

STRONG MAN: {Typing Strong_Email.EXE} Time to find out what a computer is...with Email. {Brings up email]

Dear Strong Man, 
How did you get so strong? Do you work out? 
Yours curiously, 
Gary. 

STRONG MAN: {typing} I don't think I'm strong... actually, as always, I'm being modest! {clears screen} Well, personally I can barely remember working out, but i CAN remember drinking a instant strong smoothie! Let me show you...

{Cut to 1936 era, Strong man has no muscles and is in a saloon sitting at a table with a sillouete of a bartender in the foreground}

STRONG MAN: {To bartender} Yes my good man, one shake. {Bartender gives Strong Man shake} Ooh, strawberry! {Drinks smoothie and gains huge, exaggerated muscles, bigger than his present counter part}

STRONG MAN: Woah, I am pimped out!

STRONG MAN: {voiceover} And thats how I got so stro-

{cuts back to present day}

THE SNEAK: {Interrupting} No, that is DEFINITELY not what happened. I think THIS is what you mean.

{Cut to 1936, Old-timey Strong bad is in the field holding a ant. }

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: I do not know what to do, it is to dull. Wait, the world I live in is always dull being black and white! Oh, well.

{The sneak walks in}

THE SNEAK: {waves nose}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: No, no The Sneak, to illegal.

{lies down}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: I know! I will genetically modify this insect! {Old-timey Strong bad spits on the ant and it turns in to old Strong Man who quickly begins dancing to a tune}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Yes yes, what fun!

{Cut back to present day}

STRONG MAN: That is not what happened liar!

THE SNEAK: Oh really, well {holds up jar labeled genetics} I beg to differ.

STRONG MAN: Don't you dare show that or I kill you! {The sneak leaves} Ah, man I'm so nervous, ah, paper please, Please come down. {The paper comes down reading "Clicky to E-mail The Strong Man"}

{wait a few seconds after the email is over to here this}

THE SNEAK: {Offscreen} I'm not lying!

STRONG MAN: Shut up!

Easter eggs

• At the end click on stro- to see a room filled with slight Strong Man variations captioned "Strong Bads bug mutations"