Other Character Email Strong Man/Homcar

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STRONG MAN:' (Now THAT was fun!) {Brings up email}

Hey
if you hate Homcar so much,
why don't you kill him?
Hogie

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Well Hogie roll, starters he is a automobile! They're made of pure metal fibres! But, there was those bombs left over from the great war...)

{Cut to Bubs warehouse. Strong Man enters}

STRONG MAN: (Oi!)

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Hello disguisesd customer.

STRONG MAN: (I need your finest bombs.)

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Right away...

{Fade out. The screen then says:Later... Fade back in. Strong Man is holding a hammer}

STRONG MAN: (Thank you fellow fellow!)

{Strong Man leaves}

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Customer?

{Cut to the feild. Homcar slowly drives in.}

HOMCAR: OooOOoOOo, Thyself shall bellow thou number one jam, for thou banter!

{Strong Man enaters}

STRONG MAN: (Hey Homcar. Honk!)

HOMCAR: Thou can step right in! {Opens door}

{Strong Man gets in. Cut to a view of the dashboard}

STRONG MAN: {Offscreen} (What do I press? ...WAAH!)

{As he yells the view cuts to a medium shot of Strong Man and Homcar. Homcar drives off}

HOMCAR: {Offscreen} OoOOOOOOoO, Thou is having a good time?

{Cut to the Old-Timey Strong Bad's lair. Homcar drives in}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Oh, curses!

HOMCAR: Thou is having a good banter!

STRONG MAN: (Help sir! I'm going at a staggering 5 miles per two hours! The G-forces are crushing me!)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: I shall not help! The noise is hurting my ears! {Leaves}

{Homcar drives off screaming. Cut to Fat Dudley, The Homestar Runner and Marzipan}

FAT DUDLEY: {Noises}

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I agree. Parsips SHOULD be legal tender!

STRONG MAN: (Oh, this dimwit won't help!)

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?

{Homcar drives off. Cut to The Fort Wain Locomotive.}

THE FORT WAIN LOCOMOTIVE} Hup one! Hup t-

{Homcar runs over TFWL. He dives off. Cut to the Bicee. Homcar runs over it.. Cut to a view looking down at the smashed Bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Offscreen} (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Curse you Homcar...........)

{The paper comes down}

Easter eggs

• At the end, click the bicee to see this

{Cut back to The Homestar Runer and co.}

OLD-TIMEY MARZIPAN: What about-

{Sickly Sam poofs in}

SICKLY SAM: Can I have some mush?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?

{Sickly Sam poofs away. Cut back}