Other Character Email Strong Man/Hobbie

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STRONG MAN: {Singing} Runnin' round atop a email right before I fell off. {Brings up email}

To Mr.Buff,
What is your favorite hobbie?
Do you like to dance? How 'bout
video games?
From,
Man-o-man

{Strong Man reads "To Mr. Buff" as "To Mr. Not my name}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Y'know, it would actually show you like me by remembering my name. {Clears screen} Well... I have a rather strange hobby...but...I like it.

{Cut to the gym. Strong Man, Hiccup, The Sneak, Homestar and Strong Bad are all standing round wearing red shirts and white shorts. A soccer ball comes in}

STRONG MAN: C'mon guys! We gotta outwit them! Homestar! Get in goal!

{Zoom in on Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Wouldn't it help if he had arms?

{Zoom in on Strong Man}

STRONG MAN: Well...

{Cut back to the field. Homestar is standing on Strong Man}

HOMESTAR: And thats why I don't eat cashew nuts.

{Cut back to the gym},

STRONG MAN: He's stronger than he looks.

{Cut to a close up of Homsar, who is dressed as a wrestling referee with the words "n00b" on his chest}

HOMSAR: AAaaaAAAaaaAAAah drank a hedghog...

{Homsar blows a whistle as we cut to Hiccup dribbling a ball.}

HICCUP: I have a ball at the top of the k-

{A shadow falls over Hiccup}

HICCUP: ...Ey?

{Pom-pom lands on Hiccup}

HICCUP: {Muffled} Blaaarg.

{Pom-pom takes the ball and dribbles it down the pitch. Cut to Pom-pom confronting Homestar}

HOMESTAR: What's going o-

{Pom-pom kicks the ball in Homestars face. Cut to Strong Mad punching Strong Bad. Strong Bad goes flying offscreen. Cut back to the previous screen. Strong Bad hits Pom-pom who's head hits the ball. Close up of the goal line. The ball is rolling slowly and stops right on the line. Cut back to Strong Man}

STRONG MAN: YES!! WE STOPPED TH-

{As Strong Man runs in circles is foot hits the ball sending it over the line}

STRONG MAN: Crap.

{The ball fly's out the line and hits Strong Man in the face}

HOMSAR: AAaaaAAAaaahh, Lemonade glasses dieeeeeed...

{Cut back to the bicee. Strong Man has a bruise on his head}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} So Annoying-o-annoying, maybe I should take up dancing or video games. Or maybe bruitar.

{Imitates bruitar and types the imatation as "Brrdeow!" The paper comes down}

Easter eggs

  • Click on Homestar when he's being confronted by Pom-pom to see a thought bubble above Homestars head showing monkeys dressed as members of Guns'n Roses.
  • Click "Brrdeow" at the end to see Strong Man get hit on the head by the following. (In order)
  • A soccer ball
  • Ultra-sneaks head.
  • A bruitar.
  • Pom-pom
  • A bicee
  • A "Emails 4: getting pointless" poster.
  • Strong Man.
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