Other Character Email Strong Man/Hiccup
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==Summary==
Meet Hiccup.
Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Man, The Sneak, The Cheat, Hiccup, Strong Bad, Zoo997.
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Transcript
STRONG MAN: My friend is an artist. He once painted a email. Huh. {Brings up email}
Dear strong man,
How many pets have you had?
Zoo977 (p.s. I will get revenge)
{Reads Mr. zero capitalization and (p.s. I will get revenge) as I don't really care.}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} Uh..you again. Listen; I will send you the flowers when you learn your grammar. {Clears screen} Anywho, pets. A dat I got is Hiccup.
{Cut to a view of the desk}
THE SNEAK: What about me? You were my friend.
STRONG MAN: Quit your rebellion and make me some cake.
THE SNEAK: NEVER!!!!
{The Sneak runs off. Back to The Bicee}
STRONG MAN: Anywho. Lets cut to when I first met that little pink dollop of a game show host.
{Cut to a dog kennel. In one cage is a Pink The Cheat with green stripes. In two others are The Cheat and The Sneak. Strong Man walks in}
STRONG MAN: Lets see. {Notices The Sneak.} Sneakychu, why are you here!? Your ruining my flashback!
THE SNEAK: You deserve it. You rejected me.
STRONG MAN: Anyway. {To The Cheat} Hey.
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG MAN: Um...Jibney?
THE CHEAT: {Annoyed The Cheat noises}
STRONG MAN: Oh, jlammy.
THE CHEAT: {Angry The Cheat noises}
STRONG MAN: Paeliontoligy.
{The Cheat begins foaming at the mouth. Strong Bad walks in}
STRONG BAD: Why?
STRONG MAN: Not only does he look like a bruitar, he sounds like one.
STRONG BAD: I hate you with a passion.
STRONG MAN: I'm touched. Anyway, I'ma take that one. I'll call you Hiccup.
{Strong Man picks up Hiccup and leaves. Strong Bad looks around}
STRONG BAD: Zoo, the coast is clear!
{Zoo 997 walks in}
ZOO997: Lets get our plan ready in three emails time.
{The two become sillouheted. Strong Bad holds up what looks like a paper.}
STRONG BAD: {Laughs maniacally}
ZOO997: {Simoultaniously laughs maiacally}
{Cut back to the Bicee}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well, thats Hiccup, but...shes abit weird. Lemme demonstrate.
{Cut to the TV land. Hiccup is playing a Wii. Strong Man walks in}
STRONG MAN: Why aren't you playing Xbox?
HICCUP: I don't really know.
{Cut back to Bicee}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} There. Mah pets aquarium.
{The paper comes down}
Easter eggs
- Click on Zoos head when he says "Three emails time" To see a poster for Emails 3: Revenge!
- Click pets aquarim to see a clip
Easter Egg transcript
HICCUP: I'm gonna become a fish. {The world becomes an ocean. Hiccup gargles and the words a subtitled} Help!
Fun facts.
- Hiccup was first seen in Hiccup's Random baffling questions! and Hiccup's Blog
- At 39 lines this was the longest Strong Man email but has since been surpassed by Revenge.
