Other Character Email Strong Man/Gravity

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STRONG MAN: (This is it...the end..of email) {brings up email}

Dear, Mister Man
My Popcorn fell on the floor.
Will you get me a new one???
From,
Cuppercakers

STRONG MAN: '"{Typing} (Well, I can't get you a new popcorn. But to make sure you don't drop it; you could go to space. There's no grabbity there. I can show you if I get permission from, ugh, sir)

{Cut to the field. Old-timey Strong Bad's there. Strong Man enters}

STRONG MAN: (Hello sir! I am here for permission to use your brilliant slideshows.)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: No! Your not worthy!

STRONG MAN: (Please?)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: No!

STRONG MAN: (Yes)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: No!

STRONG MAN: (Yes)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Stop rebeling you drone!

STONG MAN: (I'll let you...abuse me and I wont complain or dress up in your clothes.)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Nearly!

STRONG MAN: (I'll give you my spare marbles)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Deal!

{Cut to the oldie}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Yes! Now I can educate you, and myself!)

{Cut to a warehouse. The kick the can slide show board is there. Strong Man, Jumpin' Jack and The Sneak are the only ones there.}

STRONG MAN: (Get ready...)

{Zoom in on the slide show. A picture of the moon appears}

NARRATOR: This...is space.

{The slide changes to a picture of a fluffy puff air-puff sugar delight}

NARRATOR: Eat this and you go there!

{8 hours later}

{The slide is on Mars}

NARRATOR: This is the second plant...ent.

{Cut to show how everyones doing. The Sneak is asleep and Jumpin' Jack is nowhere to be seen. Strong Man is still there}

STRONG MAN: (Isn't this great?)

NARRATOR: Rumble Red lives here.

{Cut to the oldie}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (I guess no-one likes me. Oh well)

{The paper comes down}

Easter eggs

• Click "Cupper cakers" to see a picture of a cupacke saying "Well you know what they say; all cuppers cup cups."
• Click the fluffy puff to change the narrator to Mr.Shmallow

Fun acts

• The first easter egg is a reference to a episode of Mario where he says "All toasters toasters toast toast"