Other Character Email Strong Man/Future
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Transcript
STRONG MAN: {Whith musical notes} (Lala! Fire! E-gram!)
Strong Man,
I think you might be Strong Mad's grandfather.
I mean, you look related.
Same guy from email 11,
Zachery W.
STRONG MAN: {Typing} (E-gram eleven? I've only seen two) {Clears screen} (So...rargh? I don't have a son let alone a grand whippersnapper! But you rapscallion! The sir does.
{Cut to Old-timey Strong Bad}
STRONG MAN: {Sub-over} (He has a annoying kid called "Strong Bag". That is just dumbfounding don'tcha think?)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: All members of the female gender in our area know my title! Tremble!
{Strong Man "wobbles" in}
STRONG MAN: (Hello sir. More like "weird contraption named Gir" I'm rather comedic!)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Well, you'll never amount to anything!
STRONG MAN: (Well...)
{Cut to OTSB reading the email}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Double you. How dumbfounded are you? This ape shall never amount to anything! NEW TECHNOLIGY'D!
{The email is deleted. OTSB goes into a trance}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Bright...colours...
STRONG MAN: (Se-)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Bam...boozleing...
STRONG MAN: (S-)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Hurts...eyes...
STRONG MAN: {Annoyed} (S-
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: -Zrg
STRONG MAN: (Hm...)
{Fade to the old-timey field. The Homestar Runner and OTSB are there. Strong Man hides in the right-hand corner of the screen}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey there br-
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Pre...ttyyyyyyyyyy...
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:' Last time I checked we don't inturupt eachother. {Leaves}
{The paper comes down}
Easter eggs
- At the end, click on OTSB to sound the deleted buzzer.
