Other Character Email Strong Man/Food

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Transcipt

STRONG MAN: {With musical notes} (Email 'em with power.) {Brings up email}

Dear, Man Man
I've never seen you eat.What
kinds of food do yu eat?????
From, not a food,
Mr. Bread

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Sir Bread? Well, toot! Your my favourite food!) {Clears screen} (Anyway, Sir feeds my the worst foods.)

{Cut to the Depot. Old-Timey Strong Bad walks in holding Strong Man on a leash}

STRONG MAN: (Ohno. The Homestar Runner will treat me like Old Eyelids. Let me ouuuuut.)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Quiet you varmint!

STRONG MAN: (Sometimes I wish we could be friends.)

{Old-timey Bubs enters}

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Yes?

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: We'd like stale grits.

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: For the mut?

STRONG MAN: (So this is how somethings pay off.)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: As long as it's home to a dung beetle of sorts.

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Coming right up. {Throws a grit at Strong Man}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Eat hound.

STRONG MAN: (Can I have some less?)

OLDTIMEY STRONG BAD: Mush! Eat mush! {OTSB gets out whip}

STRONG MAN: (Oh, fiddlesticks.}

{Cut to the oldie}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (And that's for good behaviour. Id you wanna see bad behaviour...)

{Cut to a rough square. OTSB's legs are seen}

OLDTIMEY STRONG BAD: Sit down.

{Strong Man falls down}

STRONG MAN: (Why did I have to give Sicko Sam my grits)

OLDTIMEY STRONG BAD: You did! Now, eat a raisin!

{A raisin falls down. A worm crawls out}

STRONG MAN: (Maleria, cholera...)

OLDTIMEY STRONG BAD: Be good, and you get two! More infectious deseases!

{Cut to the oldie}

SRONG MAN: {Typing} (And if you want my ideal confectionry...well...)

{A poof happens on screen. Whatever Strong Man says appears on screen}

STRONG MAN: (They'd be no grits. But really, firstly I'd have bishake. A nutritious milkshake perfect for building up muscles. The I would have...cress. A amazing vegitable.)

{Cut back to the oldie}

STRONG MAN: (But, we're out of food. If only...)

{The paper comes down}

Easter eggs

  • Click OTSB to see the following line after the grit segment

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: If you want. Now some egg infested fiddlesticks!

  • At the end click "good" to see this

{Cut to a guys computer}

RANDOM VIEWER: Seriously, this is so out of continuity. But, at least he didn't say "marshmallows" or any other unoriginal piece of crap.

{Cuts back}

Fun facts

  • There are a few reasons for the viewer easter egg
  • The author was compelled to say "marshmallows" because he was eating them at the time this email was finished.
  • The original concept was "I wish we had food." Strong Man would then go through a long and boring history to why there was no food.
  • Strong Man emails used to break 1.7, and many thought SM acted to much like Strong Bad. This is why "original" was there.
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