Other Character Email Strong Man/Dumbell
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STRONG MAN: {Singing with instruments in the background} Capture it! It's there! It's the dream! You know you love it! E- I said E- I said EEEEEEEEE- capture the dream! Capture the email! {The music fades out, spoken} Sweet. I should send that to...velvet....paeliontoligy..band. {Brings up email}
Dear SM.
How Many Weights You Can Lift.
Micah.
{Strong Man reads "Dear SM" as Dear Super Mario. At the end of the second sentence he stops and says "Punctuation p-l-z."}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well Mr. Mister, maybe I'll tell you once you use capitalization. DELETED!
{The deleted buzzer sounds. Strong Man brings up another email
Dear King,
Do u have a iPod?
Idioticly,
Pikachu.
{Reads "Idioticly" as "Id-oit-ick-lie"}
STRONG MAN: Well, let's see.
{Strong Man makes the geddup noise. Cut to Bubs Concession stand. Bubs is there. Strong Man walks in}
STRONG MAN: Hey Bubs! {Pronounces u like good in good}
BUBS: Hey Super Mario, hows Hiccup?
STRONG MAN: Cool, cool. Can I have a iPod?
BUBS: Wait- {Picks up a phone and dials} Hey Strong Bad, I told you it would work!
{A diagonal phone line in the middle appears revealing Homestar in a pizz pizza outfit}
HOMESTAR: Pepporoni sir?
BUBS: Crappy-dappy T!
HOMESTAR: We'll be on our way
{Homestar Puts the phone down. Homestar section of the screen turns black}
BUBS: No- no! Aah forget it. {Closes phone} Anyway, iPood?
STRONG MAN: I sure hope not. Oh, wait iPods. One nano.
BUBS: That'll be $45527374922849274938948284647358475838800000883624263000333431255266666666666666.06
STRONG MAN: Forget that!
{Strong Man leaves. Bubs giggles as Homestar (Still in his pizza outfit) Walks in}
HOMESTAR: We have your weirdos pizza.
{Bubs goes into the basement. The screen fades to see Strong Man at the bicee}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} So yes Pika. I do have an iPod.
{The paper comes down. The screen flashes 1 new messages}
STRONG MAN: Oh, sweet!
{The paper goes back up and Strong Man brings up the email}
Dear SM.
How Many Weights You Can Lift?
Micah.
STRONG MAN: {Reading} Mumble, grumble wei-grumble mumble QUESTION MARK! {Typing} I'm so overjoyed for you! Let us go and find out.
{Cut to the gym. Strong Man walks in}
STRONG MAN: This is where I flex. {Picks up a dumbell. Begins groaning and sweating} Must...lift...wei- {Strong Man arm falls off and the dumbell lands on his foot} Why Micah? I hate you!
{Cut back to the Bicee}
STRONG MAN: {Typing} I. Hate. {Types as h8} You. Deleted.
{The deleted buzzer sounds. The paper comes down}
STRONG MAN: Finally.
{The screen gives a message saying "100000 new message}
STRONG MAN: I am not checking that.
Easter Eggs
- Click on Homestars head when he says "Pepperoni sir?" To see a pizza box covered in pepporoni.
- Click "H8" as Strong Man types it to see the Dramatic ghost come out of the screen and fly away.
- Click "New message" at the end to see another email.
Easter Egg transcript
STRONG MAN: Fine. {Brings up email}
dear idiot can you pleez sut up bacon bob
{Strong Man reads the whole email as one word}
STRONG MAN: No. No I can't. Deleted.
{Deleted buzzer sounds. The screen now reads 99999 messages. After two seconds it flips back to 100000 with a notice sound}
Fun facts
- This email mentions paeliontoligy.
- In the last email the Dramatic ghost tells Strong Man to learn to leet. He does it twice in this email.
- Strong Man previously was called Super Mario in College and Music.
- Bubs references looking old by telling Strong Bad that adding lower case I's selled out twice as fast.
- Bubs has been in the basement in Winter Pool.
- The dramatic ghost was seen in the last email.
- I made the second email up.
