Other Character Email Strong Man/Competition

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Summary

Strong Man and Strong Bad cheat together.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Man, Strong Bad, Homestar, Senor, The Robot, Mr.Bland, Homsar, The Announcer.

Transcript

STRONG MAN: {Singing} Can I get a email! Do you want more? Cookin' raw with the brooklyn boys! {Brings up email}

Strongest man in the world, Come down to the feild. the strongest man in the world contest will be held their.
you will compete against mr.bland, senor,
the robot, strong bad, homestar, and pom pom. The announcer.

{Reads all the names as A guy, another guy, a few more guys, and guess what? A guy.}

STRONG MAN: Um...competition? I'm cool. Lets go.

{Strong man walks off. Cut to the field. Homestar, Strong Bad and Senor are there.}

SENOR: So then I said "Ohno, your havin' a little trouble!"

STRONG BAD: {Laughs} Your funny! It's a shame we voted you off.

SENOR: {Angry} Hey!

STRONG BAD: Our loss.

STRONG MAN: Hey guys. Ready to lose like him?

{Strong Man points at something. The screen pans to see it's The Robot who is sweating, has a red face and is desperately trying to put a plug in a socket}

ROBOT: {Deactivating} I only wanted to be looooooooved... {Deactivates}

STRONG MAN: One step closer.

{Mr Bland walks on and combs his hair}

MR. BLAND: Hey guys. Any of you found me a personality yet?

STRONG BAD: Nah. We have got boring biscits.

MR. BLAND: Oh. Cool. {Walks off}

STONG MAN: We sure no how to cheat.

STRONG BAD: But how do we distract P-pom?

STRONG MAN: Don't you ever pay attention to your own emails?

STRONG BAD: I don't make the lines; I just say 'em.

{The sky cracks a little}

STRONG MAN: We just get a lovely lady.

STRONG BAD: Coo-

{Homsar jumps through the sky. It fixes itself afterwards}

HOMSAR: My tounge is on fire.

THE ANNOUNCER: Now time to compete, our contestents: Strong Man and Homsar!!

STRONG MAN: Hey, instead of that grape cherade, how bout I prove I'm tough like this:

{Strong Man punches The announcer on the face and leaves}

STRONG MAN: {Offscreen} Wait till I tell Hiccup.

STRONG BAD: You Zoo!

ZOO997: {Pokes his head out from a bush} Yeah?

STRONG BAD: It's time to use our weapon.

{Cut back to the Bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well, this isn't the first time I ended an email with a nice hawian punch. Meh.

{The paper comes down}