Other Character Email Strong Man/Bad emails

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STRONG MAN: {With musical notes} (E-gram being eaten by cats) {Brings up email}

Dear Strong Man,
How did you get so strong?
Yours truly,
1936 Lazlo319

'{The subtitle comes up as "Present day Lazzy"}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Reeeeeeeal original. Another e-gram to do with how much I weight!) {Clears screen} (This just gave me an idea though! Youngling, let me tell you I get bad e-grams. These are a few.)

{Cut to another Bicee scene. Strong Man is singing} (Dooooooo-egram ) {Brings up a email}

Poop. Lolololol.

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (You young dipswiller! How rude are you? Get rid of this profanity now! And what's this "lolololol"? Who do you think you are? Homcar?

{Cut to a view of the desk. A car with a bowler hat is there}

HOMCAR: {In a shakespearian accent} OooOoOOOoOOO, thy fire is swelling thy leg.

STRONG MAN: Honk-honk.

HOMCAR: Why sir? Lolololol.

{Cut to the old-timey field. Fat Dudley is there. Homcar and Strong Man enter. Strong Man leaves.}

HOMCAR: OOOooOOOoOOOO, I invented thou faces.

FAT DUDLEY: {Fat Dudley noises}

{Fat Duds runs off. Cut back to the present}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Thy? THY?! What does that mean. Then there was that time-

{Cut to a view of the desk. Homcar is there}

HOMCAR: Away with thou, foul best!

{Homcar sits on Strong Man's lap. Cut to zoom in}

HOMCAR: {Continously typing "lololololol"} Not thy! Thou dragon goes by "Trogethdor.

{As he says this a roar is heard}

HOMCAR: {Stil typing} And forward this to everybody. Thy virus email is of thy evil of "cliche"/

STRONG MAN: {Aloud} RAAAAAAGH.

HOMCAR: OooOOoOOoO! {Runs off}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Forgive me rapscallion. So..what was your question? Worst email ever? Oh, yes well.)

{Cut to the factory}

STRONG MAN: {Subover} (It all started with The Homestar Runner.)

{The Homestar Runner appears}

YHE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I like p- what?

STRONG MAN: {Subover} (And he sent me an email about exploding. So, I did.)

{A explosion is heard n the background. Strong Man flies out he chimney}

STRONG MAN: (Oof. It appears pain is swarming my body.)

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?

{Cut back to the bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Happy Lazzy?)

{The paper comes down}

Easter eggs

  • Click "Happy" to see this email pop up on the screen
Hey Brown?
Plase asplode.
What?
The H*R
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