Other Character Email Strong Man/Age

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Transcript

STRONG MAN: {Singing} I check emails at home 'n' at school! Thats because only email checkers are cool... {Brings up email}

Dear Strong Man,
How old are you?
Yours, Homoon

STRONG MAN: {Typing} WAAAAGH, WOAH, WHEY! This...email has no...mistakes? No errors? It's...good? But oh look a snag. {Clears screen} THE QUESTION! Oh well. We gotta find out the long and boring way. A me timeline.

{Cut to a cave. Caveman Homestar enters}

UGSTAR: Grubb.

STRONG MAN: {Voiceover} So we start at the very beginning. I very good place to start. Anyway, the beginning of time. I was a caveman.

{A giant pile of hair with pink nose, legs and arms walks in.}

CAVEMAN STRONG MAN: Raggh.

STRONG MAN: {Voiceover} It's true what they say. The uglier the ancestor, the better looking the final result! This shag-pile carpet was know by the neighborhood as Oohgie. He lived a happy life until...

{A shadow casts the screen. Ugstar looks up}

UGSTAR: Grubb?

{A meteor hits the floor, the screen quickly fades to 1936 times}

STRONG MAN: {Voiceover} We... don't really need to be here.

{Quickly fades to the bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Now we see future me. He's called "Strong Mad."

{Strong Man leaves. Cut to Strong Mads room. Strong Man enters}

STRONG MAN: Hello.

STRONG MAD: WHO ARE YOU? YOUR LIKE A ROBOT!

STRONG MAN: Ugh. So primitive.

STRONG MAD: DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!!

{Strong Mad punches Strong Man in the face.}

STRONG MAN: {Faintly} Hered...

{Static cut to the Bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing, normally} Next, theres future me. 2046 to be presice.

{Cut to the zombie room}

2046 STRONG MAN: I once wore a leotard.

STRONG MAN: {Voiceover} Clearly. That guys is stupid. Now, for those guys who think 20X6 is really the future, which it isn't, it's a cartoon show, brace yourselfs.

{Cut to 20X6. Stinkoman is there}

STINKOMAN: I'm cool....

{Crickets chirp. Stinkoman looks around}

STINKOMAN: Where is everybody?

STRONG MAN: {Voiceover} Thats right. I don't have a 20X6 form, because it's a cartoon I don't want to be in.

{Then a robot walks in}

STINKOMAN: WAAAAAGH! Strong Metal!

STRONG METAL: FEAR LIFE!

{Cut to the bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well, you should because I'm copyrighted!" Idiots! Time to sue you!

{Strong Man leaves and the paper comes down}

Easter eggs

• Click Homoon to see a picture of Homsar on the moon captioned, "AaaAAaaAAh, Explode my tightener...
• Click on Stinkoman when he says "I'm cool" to see the "No, you're not" items to fall on Stinkoman and Strong Metal at the end of the 20X6 short.
• Click "Sue you!" at the end of the email to see it

STRONG MAN: Well, yesterday I tripped over a bee.

{Homestar leans in}

HOMESTAR: I say...maybe guilty!

THE CROWD: {Gasps off screen}

LIVERPOODLIAN MAN: I can't believe he said that.

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