Other Character Email Strong Man/3-D

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STRONG MAN: {Singing} Eda-mail! EDA-MAIL! {Brings up email}

Dear Strong Man,
You obviously strong, but your musles look... flat. What's up with that?
Yours, The Sad Kids.

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Weeeeeell. {Clears screen} You want me to be 3-D? Like, Dangeresque? Speaking of which...3-D!

{As he says this The screen turns like in SBCG4AP}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} You like? Well, I'm stopping it.

{The screen turns normal}

STRONG MNA: {Typing} Good. That's a game coming soon. Let us magically taunt- I mean, interview the creators.

{Cut to backstage of AWMSCE. The AWMPSCE logo is crossed out and over it is a sign saying. " Interview place...yeah" Strong Sad stands in the same manner he did in "Myths and Legends" Strong Man's arm is visible holding a microphone}

STRONG MAN: So...um...what do I say? Oh yeah. Even though you make this game, will you actually play it.

STRONG SAD: If I say yes will you leave me alone?

STRONG MAN: Nuts to this.

{Strpng Mam punches Strong Sad. Cut back to the Bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well, that is IT. I'm becoming 3-D.

{Strong Man turns and faces the PC. He jumps and hits the screen. The screen breaks. Strong Man goes through the screen. The rest of the toon is done with puppets}

STRONG MAN: Cool. Well, I got nothing to do. I know!

{Strong Man leaves. Cut to a windows 97 with a piece of duct tape labled "Bicee" taped to it. Strong Man enters}

STRONG MAN: Time to check email.

{Strong Man sits down, types "Live_action_Strong_mail.EXE" and sings}

STRONG MAN: E to da M-A-I-L! I tripped over one and I fell! {Brings up email}

STRONG MAN: Well, I half saw this coming. DELETED!

{The deleted buzzer sounds and the paper comes down}

STRONG MAN: Whee! This fun.

Easter Eggs

  • Click Strong Sad to see a leaflet "Sad studios programmin'! Don't first base it with THIS loose leaf!"
  • Click the screen at the end to see this (Animated) scene

{Cut to the Strong Sad screen at the beginning}

STRONG MAN: Why are you grey

STRONG SAD: I'm not telling you.

{Strong Ma punches Strong Sad}

STRONG SAD: I always saw that coming.