Other Character Email Stinkoman/wet
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Stinkoman Email #52 "Wet"
What happens if Stinkoman gets wet?
Cast (In order of appearance): Stinkoman, Greenmushroom1337, Stinkoman5000, Marzigirl1777, Drinkoman,
Page Title: WinMac30X6!!!
Transcript
{Stinkoman is huddled in a corner and a shadow is casting over him}
STINKOMAN: Oh my gosh! It's-- its... 1-Up?
GREENMUSHROOM1337: lol!1 hOW r u tha gyu!!11
STINKOMAN: Whatever, I'm not taking autographs, and your 1-Up costume cold be revised, I need to check my emails.
{Stinkoman sits down at the table}
STINKOMAN: Ok, email, let’s do this thing...
{Types in "Stinkomail.exe"}
File not found
STINKOMAN: Uuh, what’s wrong with this?
GREENMUSHROOM1337: oH 1 now w8 ur pronlem!1 hEre, lt m3 h3lp u!1
{Types in "hack":'Stinkomail.exe'}
File found, 1 out of 1 matches.
Click Yes to continue.
[Yes] [Cancel]
{Clicks yes and the email pops up}
What happens if you get soaked in warm water?
do you like turn into a girl or somethin', like in Ranma 1/2?
Just curious: Eric Denver
STINKOMAN: {Typing} You know Eric, I never really checked! Let’s try it out.
GREENMUSHROOM1337: uH OH! 1 wouldnt du htat 1f i wer u!11
STINKOMAN: Whatever, just like, go to an anime convention or something. Douuuuuble deeeeeUUUUUCE!!
{Flies away}
GREENMUSHROOM1337: ololol! i bEtter help him!1
{Flies off too}
{At a river}
STINKOMAN: {Feels water} Seems warm enough... WATER BOMB!
{Jumps into the river}
STINKOMAN: {Power down noise} Oooh maaaan! I feel NOT so good!
{Greenmushroom1337 appears}
GREENMUSHROOM1337: lol tha guy!1 wqhats rong?
STINKOMAN: I feel weak, CAAAN you help me ouut?
GREENMUSHROOM1337: lol!11 ok!1
{Grabs Stinkoman an puts him down on the grass}
STINKOMAN: THAAAAAANKS a looot!
GREENMUSHROOM1337: lololol!1 n0w ur week, i c4n deztroy u!11 lololool!11
STINKOMAN: whu-wha?!
{Stinkoman5000 and Marzigirl1117 fly in}
STINKOMAN5000: s00000 gren mushroom, whaaaats happenng?/ lol!
GREENMUSHROOM1337: h3 is week!1 letz get hilm!
STINKOMAN: Oh crap!
???: Stop right there!
STINKOMAN: Whooooo are yoooou?
DRINKOMAN: I am Drinkoman! {Takes a swig from his bottle of beer} Hic! I've come to save you Stinkoman!
STINKOMAN: Oh great! My life is in the hands of a drunk!
STINKOMAN5000: hA! u dont scare us!11 cOME ON teem!
Drinkoman: {Looks inside his bottle} Aw crap! I'm out of beer again!
{Throws beer and knocks out Stinkoman5000}
STINKOMAN: Wow! Hey Drinkoman! {Gets out 2 beers} Drink up quickly and give the bottles to me!
DRINKOMAN: Wo-ho! {Starts drinking}
MARZIGIRL1777: feH, bi tha time hez don, we will hav destroyed u!11
{Drinkoman throws the beer bottles at stinkoman and Stinkoman throws them, knocking out Stinkoman5000 and Marzigirl1117}’’
STINKOMAN: YEAH! We did it!
DRINKOMAN: {In unison} YEAH! We did it!
STINKOMAN: Well thanks Drinkoman, Do you want to a part of my force?
DRINKOMAN: Will there be beer?
STINKOMAN: Of corse.
DRINKOMAN: I’M IN!
{The Credits roll}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Drinkoman to see 1-Up and Homestar Runner talking.
Transcript
1-UP: I think that you should be the Pudding now.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?
1-UP: What? That's not the game we're playing?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: We're not playing a game?
1-UP: Oh. Umm... What are we doing?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: We're eatig dinner.
1-UP: What's for dinner?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, Since we're poor now. We have to eat some dirt with a side of bacon and bit of cold one.
1-UP: A Cold One? I'm not eating ice.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No. It means Beer.
1-UP: I DON'T WANT TO EAT BEER!
Fun Facts
- Greenmushroom1337 is the noob version of 1-Up.
- Drinkoman is Stinkoman's new Ally.
- See 1-Up emails to see what is going on back on Planet K while Stinkoman is stuck in this Dimension.
