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Sttinkoman #46 "Virus"
Stinkoman gets a virus...<sarcastic>How original</sarcastic>
Cast (In order of apperence): Stinkoman, 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Marzichan, ret of gang in photo montage at the end.
Page Title: WinMacXPO???
Transcritp
Stinkoman: Here comes email 46!
F34R M3 S7!nk0M4n ! M 4 V!rU5 53N7 7O De57rOyy Ur W!NM4(XPO 5O K!55 !t G00(} By3 teh Virus. aka Dr. Wilysigma
Stinkoman: {Typing} Thats impossible! the WinMacXPO is virus free. and only virused that are spelt correctly can harm my computer!
{Stinkoman leaves and 1-Up comes in}
1-Up: Stinkoman! Where are you? {Sees WinMacXPO} what does that say?
{Gets out Edger decoder}
Fear me Stinkoman! I am a virus sent to destroy your WinMacXPO so kiss it good bye! The Virus. aka Dr. Wilysigma
1-Up: Huh?
Thank you 1-Up, I can now dstroy Stinkoman's computer. The Virus.
1-Up: Uuuh...I'm gonna go answer my emails now...
{He leaves, Stinkoman comes back in}
Sttinkoman: Well, might as well do another email...
{Notices message on the screen}
Stinkoman: KIDSTAAAAAAAAR!
{Goes over to 1-Up's house, Homestar answers the door}
Homestar: Oh hellow Stinkoman.
Stinkoman: Wheres Kidstar?
Homestar: He's checking his emails.
Marzichan: {Off-screen} My clothes are moving!!
Homestar: Oh, gotta go.
Stinkoman: Aaaaw maaan!
{Goes back to his house}
Stinkoman: Lets see how the virus is doing.
50% COMPLETE! Thank you for not stopping it
Stinkoman: Well, I'm gonna have to get a new computer...Just one more email before It goes down...
Stinkoman, Have you ever considered hiring my Delete Gnome? Picture at: http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Whammy2.png Aussie Evil
Stinkoman: A Delete Gnome, eh? Can it get rid of the virus? I accept.
{Appears out of nowhere}
Stinkoman: What took you so long? Aaaaanyway, delete this virus for me!
DG: i cannot!
{Stinkoman gets angry, cut to outside Stinkomans house, a big bang and the Deleting Gnome is flying out the roof}
{The WinMacXPO exploads}
{Stinkoman gets really sad. He sniffs}
Stinkoman: Goodbye, my WinMacXPO. I'm gonna miss you.
{A photo montage with very sad music plays showin some of the good memories of the WinMacXPO roll}
Easter Eggs
Add them in yourself.
Fun Facts
Yes, I killed the WinMacXPO. But it's coming back.
1-Up jut got sent to 30X2 in this email.
Apparently, the Delete Gnome has lost his touch from AussieEvilEmail.app/virus.
Dr. Wilysigma is from the web comic Life Of Wily. To explain, he is Dr. Wily's ghost possesing Sigma's body and switching to Sigma's X5 body.
