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Stinkoman Email #56 "TV Show"

Stinkoman tells his fan what if he had his own TV Show, ok, not really...

Cast (in order of apperence): Stinkoman, Mitchell, Rhys, Ekersby.

Page Title: Windomac 30X6!!!

Transcript

{Cuts to Homeschool Winner's abandoned lair. Mitchell, Stinkoman, Rhys and Drinkoman are standing there}

STINKOMAN: So, Now will you tell me?

MITCHELL: Not yet. We have some escaping to do. Today you will defeat Ekersby and get home.

STINKOMAN: I guess I'll just check some email.

{Stinkoman gets out his Windomac 30X6 and starts checking emails}

STINKOMAN: Oh man! I need to check my Email!

Dear Stinkoman,
what if you had your own TV show?
and what would it be about?
Serously, that'd be Soooooooooo awesome!!!
Curtis, Pen st. University

STINKOMAN: {typing} What are you talking about, man? I already own my own TV Show. You should've seen it by now. It is called Stinkoman 20X6. I can't beleive you haven't seen it.

RHYS: So, Are you ready to go home?

STINKOMAN: What are you talking about, Rice? I've beeen wanting to go home for ages, man.

MITCHELL: Well, We better get home. Hurry. To the Negative Zone!

STINKOMAN: Why do we have to go to the Negative Zone?

RHYS: The Negative Zone is a gateway between the n00b world and the real world.

STINKOMAN: Can Drinkoman come?

MITCHELL: Okay, Fine. But, You better be careful. If you keep somebody in a certain dimension for too long. The universe will collapse.

STINKOMAN: Why?

MITCHELL: It's kind of like when you time travel and change time. You absoloutely can not switch through dimensions.

STINKOMAN: Okay. So, Is there any way to stop the universe from collapsing?

RHYS: Yes. Don't tell anyone that Drinkoman is from another dimension.

STINKOMAN: Okay, Fine. I'll make sure that i don't tell Kidstar.

MITCHELL: IT'S 1-UP!

STINKOMAN: Jeez. Your just like Kidstar.

MITCHELL: 1-UP!

STINKOMAN: Whatever, man. Let's just hurry out of here.

{Cuts to the Negative Zone. Stinkoman, Drinkoman, Rhys and Mitchell walk onscreen. A pile of junk is on the side}

STINKOMAN: A pile of junk. Even the Negative Zone is getting to be predictible.

{The area darkens}

RHYS: Fade to fighting?

{The pile of junk moves, forming Ekersby. Stinkoman says his famous line out loud}

STINKOMAN: ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLEEEEEEEEEENGE?!

EKERSBY: As a matter of fact, I am.

MITCHELL: We'll help.

{They all strike a pose and the Stinkoman 20X6 Theme Song starts to play. The Paper comes down}