Other Character Email Stinkoman/realjob
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STINKOMAN EMAIL 58!
Stinkoman is asked to get a real job that doesn't include challenges.
Cast (in order of appereance): Stinkoman, 1-Up
Transcript
STINKOMAN: Hey. The Guy is checkin' his challenging emails.
Yo Stinkoman,
Do you have a job that dose'nt
include challenging people? Because
you won't get paid for that.
-Stinkobad
{Pronounces "dose'nt" as "Does Net"}
STINKOMAN: {typing} Waaaaah! A job? No way, Strongoman. You really do have crap for brains. Are you asking for a challenge Fine. I will get a job that doesn't involve challenges. But, It better be one good job.
{Cuts to Stinkoman in front of Homestar Runner's house in Present-Day}
STINKOMAN: Umm... How did I get here again?
{Cuts to Stinkoman in an elephant costume}
STINKOMAN: This is stupid.
{Cuts to Stinkoman as a pizza delivery man standing in front of 1-Up}
STINKOMAN: re you going to buy a pizza or not, Kidstar?
1-UP: I'm not Kidstar.
STINKOMAN: No. You are Kidstar.
1-UP: Am not.
STINKOMAN: Are too.
1-UP: R2? Isn't that the guy from the Star Wars movies?
STINKOMAN: No. That was D2.
1-UP: Whatever. I diddn't order a pizza. I ordered pudding.
STINKOMAN: How the crap can you order pudding at a pizza shop?
{Cuts back to Stinkoman on the Computer}
STINKOMAN: That was stupid. This was the most boring email challenge ever. I'm going to go look for a giant brain now.
{Stinkoman leaves. The cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The lyrics are...}
Challenge and fighting and
Fighting that challenge tonight.
Everybody's fighting for the
Challenge of the fighting and the
Challenge and fighting and
Fighting that challenge tonight.
{While the song is playing, the background then changes to a similar sketch of Stinkoman powering up, upon which the credits appear}
Executive Producer
H. Yamauchi
Producer
S. Miyahon
{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose}
Director
S. Miyahon
Ten Ten
Designer
Ten Ten
{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows}
Programmer
T. Nakazoo
MaruMaru
Sound Composer
Konchan
