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Stinkoman Email #54 "Date"
Stinkoman is late...for a date??
Cast: (In order of Apperence) Stinkoman, Marzichan, Drinkoman, Futuramaooy, Ooyman.
Page Title: It's probably new!!!
Transcript
STINKOMAN: It be the email!
Dear Sweetyman,
Look how late you are!!
I thoughts we're were going to the Pink Moosh Zone together!
Can we still go? I wanna see/be special! ( with you?)
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease come!!!!! Loveingly, A hot fan-girl
STINKOMAN: {typing} Woah. Woah. Hold on a minute. A hot-fan girl. I don't remember ever making any promises with you. The reason I am late i because i'm in a totaly other dimension. (sighs) Darn, Fan-girls... Anyway, Maybe I could still meet her... Well, Her noob form at least.
{Cuts to the noob version of the Pink Moosh Zone and we see a sillhoutted version of a girl with long hair. Stinkoman walks in}
STINKOMAN: Hey, Are you that hot fan-girl that sent me an email.
PERSON: n0zer!! (She walks out of the darkness to reveal Marzigirl777) y0u b3 t3h d3ad! (Starts throwing bombs at Stinkoman)
STINKOMAN: waaagh!
{dodges the bombs}
MARZIGIRL777: u 1m1t4t3 my b0yfr13nd!11111 p0zer!!11111 n0w di3!1
STINKOMAN: Where the crap is Drinkoman?
{Cuts back to the Stinkoman 30X6 where Drinkoman has a pile of beers surroundig him and he has one in he's hand}'
DRINKOMAN: Jingle Bells... Jingle Bells...
{Cuts back to the fight}
STINKOMAN: I swear im gonna put him in AA so-- {gets hit by a bomb} WAAAGH!
MARZIGIRL777: h4hah4h4h4j4!!!1
{a powerbar appears and the HP goes down}
STINKOMAN: Gotta look out more... Hmmm, a double deuce would take too long to power up...Hmm... Maybe, I could use- What the? {Looks and sees a rock on the ground} I got it! Marzichan's weakness is getting dirty... So, Since Bad is Good and Good is Bad here... Then, That means her weakness is... (Looks at a nearby pond) Water!
MARZIGIRL777: lololol, g1v3 up n0w n00b!1111
STINKOMAN: Single Deuce! {Pushes Marzigirl777 into the pond using one hand}
MARZIGIRL777: 0h n0es! I b3 t3h m3lting!!!1 LOL!1
STINKOMAN: Your not melting! See you later n00b!... Did i Just say n00b?...Meh
{Flies back to "pL4N3T k"}
{walks back home}
DRINKOMAN: Hey Stinkoman! Where didja go?
STINKOMAN: Oh, nowhere...just decided to GET KILLED!
DRINKOMAN: ... You need to relax! Here! Have a Beer!
{Drinkoman throws a beer at Stinkoman and it hits Stinkoman in the head}
DRINKOMAN: Whoops, Sorry...
{power goes down even more}
STINKOMAN: Excuse me while I find a power crunch!
DRINKOMAN: Just drink the beer... It practicaly is made from Power Crunches...
STINKOMAN: Really? {takes beer and drinks it and gains health}
STINKOMAN: Wow, It's like being Bend--
FUTURAMAOOY: NO MORE FUTURAMA REFERENCES!
STINKOMAN: Whoo-Ha? When did you get here?
FUTURAMAOOY: I'm everywhere you are! Plus, Ooyman follows you around since you and him are brothers...
OOYMAN: Keep me outta this!
{The Paper comes down}
DRINKOMAN: Santa?
OOYMAN: No. It's Paper Claus!
Easter Eggs
- Click on Ooyman and it'll cut to an ad for Drinkoman's Power Crunch Beer.
Transcript
ANNOUNCER: Drinkoman's Power Crunch Beer! For drunks and people that can't be bothered to look for a Power Crunch. Just ask this guy that isn't Drinkoman.
{Cuts to Drinkoman wearing a 1-Up Mask}
DRINKOMAN: I like Drinkoman's Power Crunch Beer, because I never get {hic} drunk...
STINKOMAN: {walks onscreen} No. Your always drunk.
DRINKOMAN: You stay outta this, Joe!
Fun Facts
- Ooyman is the 20X6 version of Futuramaooy.
- Drinkoman's Power Crunch Beer is made from real Power Crunches.
- If you have any questions about this that may or may not relate 1-Up, please email 1-Up.
