Other Character Email Stinkoman/colleges
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Summary
Stinkoman email #51 "Collages"
Stinkoman goes to collage. And so starts an adventure!
Cast: (In order of apperence) Stinkoman, 1-Up, Homestar, Marzipan, Marzichan, Stinkoman5000, Marzigirl777
Page Title: WinMacOSXP!!!
Transcript
STINKOMAN: I have set aside important fights and challenges to check my emails!
Hey Stinkoman
Do you have any colleges in 20X6?
If so, what what programs Can I Take?
Crapfully yours
Natendo64
STINKOMAN: Wow! I got an email from my old gaming system I stole from Kidstar! I suspect it was a rip-off, buuuut, meh...
1-UP: For the last time! My name is 1-UP!!!
STINKOMAN: Go back to your mommy, newbie!
1-UP: I'm gonna go home a tell Marzichan what a jerk you are!
STINKOMAN: Oh! She doesn't care about you! Anyway, she's so happy that she's going out with me she's too delusional to notice!
1-UP: {Really mad} You--! You-- BAKA! {Leaves in a fury of rage}
STINKOMAN: Huh! Yeah! Thats right! Run back to your mommy! Get her to make pudding!
{A loud slamming of a door is heard}
STINKOMAN: Wow! {Remembers email} Oh, right... I better get to college! {Flies away}
{Meanwhile, with 1-Up}
1-UP: Grr! He gets me so mad! I don't care what he said about my sister, I'm gonna tell her!
{1-Up goes into his house, Marzipan and Homestar are in the lounge}
MARZIPAN: Hey Kidstar, what's wrong?
1-UP: {Tremendously loud, it shakes the whole house}MY NAME IS NOT KIDSTAAAAAAAAAR!
{Goes up to his room}
HOMESTAR: What is with you Mawzipan? You know he hates that name!
MARZIPAN: I know... I know... I'm just so accustomed to calling him that... Oh Homestar, what ever happened to our boy?
HOMESTAR: {Totally ignoring her} Oh look! It's time for WHEEL OF FOWTUNE!
MARZIPAN: {To herself} ...Idiot...
{Cut to 1-Up in his room}
1-UP: That Stinkoman is such a baka! I just wanna--
{Marzichan appears in his room}
MARZICHAN: Oops, sorry brother, I guess my aiming was a bit off... anyway, do you wanna see my latest invention?
1-UP: Not right now...
MARZICHAN: Awwww, but it's sooo coool! It's a gateway to another dimension! Anyone who goes into it will never come back! So be careful!
1-UP: {Evil look} Forever, eh?
MARZICHAN: Yeah, anyway, THIS time I will focus to get to college... Yatta! {Dissapears}
1-UP: I have a plan! Wait, no, I lost it... Wait! No, lost it again... YEAH! No, yeah, no, ye-no, wait! I GOT IT! Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa! {Runs to college}
STINKOMAN: Hey Marzichan! How are you?
MARZICHAN: Oh, good.
STINKOMAN: Kidstar didn't say anything about me to you, did he?
MARZICHAN: No, not at all, why?
STINKOMAN: Oh, no reason...
{1-Up comes running, looking really angry}
STINKOMAN: Soooo...whats that?
MARZICHAN: This is my science thingy... It goes to another dimension! Be careful! Once you go in, you can never come out!
STINKOMAN: {Waves his arm} Oh, Marzichan... You're talking to the guy! No reason to worry!
{Fast cuts of 1-Up and Stinkoman, 1-Up manages to get Stinkoman into the portal}
MARZICHAN: Oh my... brother! What the crap did you do that for?
1-UP: He deserved it, the little baka...
MARZICHAN: Wasn't he your hero?
1-UP I HAVE NO HERO! Except for dad. he's awesome!
MARZICHAN: Okaaaay...
{Meanwhile, Stinkoman comes out of the mirror}
STINKOMAN: Marzichan! what-- Heeeey! Where is she? Marzichan? Kidstar? Where did they go?
STINKOMAN5000: Hi d00d! wH0 4r3 u??//
STINKOMAN: Huh? Who are you?
STINKOMAN5000: WTF? w8 did u say??
STINKOMAN: Uuuum, wh0 4r3 u??//
STINKOMAN5000: Mi n4m3 is sTinkom4n5000!111 lol!
STINKOMAN: Ugh, probably a geek trying to be me, look man, if you wanna be lie me, dye the hair blue, loose the cape and speak normally!
STINKOMAN5000: WTF? i am tha onli sTINKOMAN!1111 lol!
STINKOMAN: Hey... wha happened to your hand? {Ponts to Stinkoman5000's cannon in lieu of hand}
STINKOMAN5000: 1 l0$t 1t In 4 Fr33ky axsident lol!
STINKOMAN: ... riiiiigt, anyway, wheres Marzichan?
STINKOMAN5000: wTF? u mu$t b talkin bout m4rz1g1rl777!!!1111 m4RZ1G1RL777!!!!!
{Marzigirl777, a newbish version of Marzichan, appears}
MARZIGIRL777: OMG! wh0 1$ th1$???
STINKOMAN5000: I dunno, h3 i$ vry w31rd!
STINKOMAN: Uuuh, Marzichan? What did you do? A total makeover?
MARZIGIRL777: ur uzin 2 mny ltrz d00d!
STINKOMAN: Whatever, I'm gonna go check my emails!
{Flies away}
'STINKOMAN5000: OMG! he iz $0 w31rd!!!111
MARZIGIRL777: I kno! lol!
'STINKOMAN5000: lol!
{Meanwhile, with Stinkoman, he goes to Stinkoman5000's house}
STINKOMAN: Aaah! Home, sweet home! Where's my WinMacOSXP?
{Goes to the computer room}
STINKOMAN: {Reading name on the computer} WindoMac30X6? What the?... Oh well, probably a "I'm sorry" gift from Kidstar.
MYSTERY GUY IN THE DARK: OMG!1 1ts tha guy!11 w8 up?
STINKOMAN: Oh my gosh! It's--! Its--!
(To Be Continued)
[ Click to email Stinkoman]
Easter Eggs
- Click on Stinkoman to see what is going on back at the normal Planet K.
Transcript
1-Up: Now that the guy is gone, I'm the Guy!
Marzichan: Umm... No, Your not. Your Kidstar.
1-Up: I'm not Kidstar!!
Fun Facts
- This might be the beggining of a new enemy.
- Stinkoman5000 is the noob version of Stinkoman.
- Marzigirl777 is the noob version of Marzichan.
- For further information on why 1-Up pushed Stinkoman and stuff, email 1-Up.
