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Stinkoman email #32 "best thing"
Stinkoman gets asked what the best thing ever is.
Cast:{In order of apperence} Stinkoman, They Might Be Giants, Sankaman,
Page Title: Enough with the SB email Stinkoman Emails!! I mean WinMacXPO!!!
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Stinkoman: Wow, Electronic Maiiil!
{Clicks the email icon and the email pops up}
Dear Stinkoman, How you doin'? I have three quick questions... 1. What's the best thing you've ever seen? 2. Whats the best thing you've ever done 3. Whats the best thing you've ever eaten? -Michael
Stinkoman: {Typing} Thats easy! The best thing ever is:
{A DVD with "TMBG cartoon" written in Japanese on it}
Stinkoman: The only know copy of the failed They Might Be Giants saturday morning catoon show!!!!!
{Back at the WinMacXPO}
Stinkoman: {Typing} It only aired once, at like, 4 am some forgotten Saturday, and who was up eating bown sugar out of the packet? Thats right Sankaman! But then I got up and started watching TV. If not for my The Chibi like refexes, it would've been as gone as the cartoon updates on the Homestar Runner website.
{Clears the screen}
Stinkoman: I'll let you guys see it, but no cameras, lets see it!
The following action is on the TV}
Man: {Singing in the tune of the Limozeen Cartoon theme} Remember those guys from that baand TMBG? Well, they've turned their Tour Bus into a speed machine! But theyre still TMBG!
Linnel: Were still TMBG!
Man: But their in space!
Linnel: But were in space?
Teeg Dougland: I'm afraid I've got some bad news boys, your in space!
{One last cord of the theme plays, cut to Sankaman & Stinkoman watching it.}
Stinkoman: Oh man, this is so great!
Sankaman: But why are they in space? Theres no reason to be in space!
Stinkoman: Actually, there is a reason! Its 20X6!!!
{Cut back to the TV}
{A title card for "Terror on Groupulon 5" By "A. Chimedesu"}
Stinkoman: {Narrating} So their main goal is to both run away from, and give passes to all the hot bablians of the galaxy...
{TMBG are in the bus}
Teeg Dougland: I'm afraid i've got some bad news boys! None of the hot alien chicks from groupulon 5 have backstage passes to tonights show!
Linnel: Then who's gonna get us some coffee!?
Flansburgh: What happened to the passes Teeg?
Teeg Dougland: Galactic Radio gave them away, to Mike Overlord.
{The band (including the backing band) gasp, cut to Mike Overlord}
Mike: Thats right TMBG! I was the 185,495,231st caller!
Stinkoman: {Narrating} And sometimes the prankster, Speederu, turnes reality upside dooooown!
Speederu: Helmech it twice! They Might Be FIALURES! How are you gonna play tonights show when I turn your instruments into Sushi?
{Cut to the band onstage, the words "Sushi" in Japanese is in the background, the audience boos, Dan Mller (or whatever the backing drummer is called) is eating the Sushi}
Miller: This is the best show ever guys!
Linel: Daaan! Quit eating your drums!
{Cut to the tourbus in space}
Stinkoman: {Narrating} But the main goal is to make sure Alternative Rock stays #1 in the galaxy.
{Cut to inside the ship}
Teeg Dougland: I'm afraid I've got some bad news boys, we've been knocked into the forbidden zone by a Japanese Techno group!
Linnel: But their songs are nothing but Japanese gibberish!
Flansburgh: And the Basis has Blonde hair!
Dan Miller: And the lead singer doesn't wear glasses!
{Cut back to the couch, Stinkoman hits SAnkaman with the remote}
Sankaman: Oww! What was that for?
Stinkoman: For you and your Techno gibberish groups!
{cut back to the TV, the band is on a generic planet, Flansburgh is testing out a Guitar, Teeg comes in}
Teeg Dougland: I'm afraid i've got some bad news boys, our pilot episode has been cancelled!
All:' What?
Flansburgh: Oh well, looks likke I won't need this I'll need this anymore!
{Throws it off the screen, cut toa real life John Linnel catching the guitar}
Linnel: Aw man! Thanks Space Flansburgh, I can't belive we got cancelled! Oh well kids, see you in syndication! Or maybe on DVD!
{Cut back to the WinMacXPO}
Stinkoman: What do you think Gary? Is that not the best thing ever? Yes. Yes it is.
{The Paper comes down}
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Easter Eggs
I'll let you uys add these.
Fun Facts
- This is a parody of The SBemail "best thing".
- TMBG's backing band guys names are all Dan.
- Linnel talking about whos gonna get the coffee for them is a fact that they have an addiction to coffee.
- Anymore? Put them in.
