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Stinkoman Email #53 "Bender"

Bender joins Stinkomans carade. And who are the mysterious shadows at the start?

Cast: (in order of appeance) Stinkoman5000, Unknown Person 1, Unknown Person 2,

Page Title: WinMac30X6!!!

Transcript

{Open up to a very dark place, Stinkoman5000, is the only visable one, as there are 2 people in shadow}


STINKOMAN5000: s0 htats y we kalled u 2 will u hlep us?

UP1: butt of corce!1111

UP2: yes! gladd 2 help\!!111

STINKOMAN: Yes!11111one mi plan wil b sucessful! lololololololololoololol!

{Cut back to Stinkoman in drinkoman's apartment}

STINKOMAN: Thanks for letting me stay at your house Drinkoman!

DRINKOMAN: Thank YOU for this computer!


STINKOMAN: Heeeeeey! Thats MIIIIIINE! Get off!

{Shoves Drinkoman off and sits down}

STINKOMAN: Stinkoman email dot exe...

Hey man,
can I stay with you for a while?
Fry and Leela are REALY making my circuts cramp!
I hope you don't mind me being a drunk/criminal robot
With lots of crap, Bender</br>

STINKOMAN: {Typing} Meh, that sounds cool, ok I guess you can stay--

{Just then a portol appears and Bender comes out of it}

BENDER: Ooow, Stupid professor! Next time don't SHOVE me into the box!

STINKOMAN: Hey Bender, thanks for coming!

BENDER: Yeah, whatever, so, whats it like he-- Oh beer! I'll be out in a second!

{Struggles to get beer of Drinkoman}

BENDER: Give it, jerkwad!

DRINKOMAN: Not on my life!

BENDER: I need to fule up!

DRINKOMAN: And I'm thirsty!

BENDER: For me it's life or death!

DRINKOMAN: Oh please!

STINKOMAN: Both of you stop it!

{A big crash is heard}

STINKOMAN: Oh my-- Who are you?

{n00b versions of Futuramaooy and Mitchell appear}

FUTURAMAOOY82: I am teh futuramaooy82!

MITCHELL999: and 1 am teh mitchell999!1111 lol!111one

STINKOMAN: {Hand buried in face in embarrasment} Oh dear lord!

MITCHELL999: And weve kum here 2 kill u!11

STINKOMAN: Get in line my friend, get in line!

FUTURAMAOOY82: bah! sylence!1111 we r here 2 kill u!111 now say ur prairs!!11

STINKOMAN: BENDER! I could use your assistance right about now!

BENDER: Sigh! allright! Jeez! Always "me me me"!

FUTURAMAOOY82: lolololololol!1111111 1 now how 2 defeet u!!111

{Puts magnet on Benders head}

BENDER: NO! NO NO! Not THE MAGNETS! GET IT-- oh oh

{Walks away singing "Row your boat"}

STINKOMAN: ... well there goex my backup...

MITCHELL999: and n0\/\/ stinkomann!111 \/\/3 s#all deestry u!1111 amd then we--

STINKOMAN: Then what?

MITCHELL: I dunno, Rhys, why am I here?

FUTURAMAOOY: Beats me!

STINKOMAN: You guys turned into n00b versions of yourselfves, and then you changed back...

FUTURAMAOOY: Oh lord...

MITCHELL: Sorry about that.. we didn't--

STINKOMAN: Oh no...

MITCHELL999: Lolololololololololol! Now 2 deestry u!!!11111/

STINKOMAN: NOOOO--

NARRATOR: What will happen to Stinkoman? Tune in next time on Stinkoman Emails!

{The credits roll}

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Easter Eggs

  • Click on the n00b version of Mitchell to see what is happpening to 1-Up.

Easter Egg Transcript

1-UP: So, We're living with Stinkoman's Creator now?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes, son.

1-UP: I'm not the sun!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No. I said son. Not the sun.

1-UP: I'm not son.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Your my son.

1-UP: I'm not your the son.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, jeez.

Fun Facts

  • Drinkoman is one of Stinkoman's Allies in the n00b world.
  • Mitchell and Rhys are actually not real n00bs. They've been possecced by TEH NOOB MASTER's Mini-Noobots.
  • Bender is just a cameo. Not a real character.