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Stinkoman Email #53 "Bender"
Bender joins Stinkomans carade. And who are the mysterious shadows at the start?
Cast: (in order of appeance) Stinkoman5000, Unknown Person 1, Unknown Person 2,
Page Title: WinMac30X6!!!
Transcript
{Open up to a very dark place, Stinkoman5000, is the only visable one, as there are 2 people in shadow}
STINKOMAN5000: s0 htats y we kalled u 2 will u hlep us?
UP1: butt of corce!1111
UP2: yes! gladd 2 help\!!111
STINKOMAN: Yes!11111one mi plan wil b sucessful! lololololololololoololol!
{Cut back to Stinkoman in drinkoman's apartment}
STINKOMAN: Thanks for letting me stay at your house Drinkoman!
DRINKOMAN: Thank YOU for this computer!
STINKOMAN: Heeeeeey! Thats MIIIIIINE! Get off!
{Shoves Drinkoman off and sits down}
STINKOMAN: Stinkoman email dot exe...
Hey man,
can I stay with you for a while?
Fry and Leela are REALY making my circuts cramp!
I hope you don't mind me being a drunk/criminal robot
With lots of crap, Bender</br>
STINKOMAN: {Typing} Meh, that sounds cool, ok I guess you can stay--
{Just then a portol appears and Bender comes out of it}
BENDER: Ooow, Stupid professor! Next time don't SHOVE me into the box!
STINKOMAN: Hey Bender, thanks for coming!
BENDER: Yeah, whatever, so, whats it like he-- Oh beer! I'll be out in a second!
{Struggles to get beer of Drinkoman}
BENDER: Give it, jerkwad!
DRINKOMAN: Not on my life!
BENDER: I need to fule up!
DRINKOMAN: And I'm thirsty!
BENDER: For me it's life or death!
DRINKOMAN: Oh please!
STINKOMAN: Both of you stop it!
{A big crash is heard}
STINKOMAN: Oh my-- Who are you?
{n00b versions of Futuramaooy and Mitchell appear}
FUTURAMAOOY82: I am teh futuramaooy82!
MITCHELL999: and 1 am teh mitchell999!1111 lol!111one
STINKOMAN: {Hand buried in face in embarrasment} Oh dear lord!
MITCHELL999: And weve kum here 2 kill u!11
STINKOMAN: Get in line my friend, get in line!
FUTURAMAOOY82: bah! sylence!1111 we r here 2 kill u!111 now say ur prairs!!11
STINKOMAN: BENDER! I could use your assistance right about now!
BENDER: Sigh! allright! Jeez! Always "me me me"!
FUTURAMAOOY82: lolololololol!1111111 1 now how 2 defeet u!!111
{Puts magnet on Benders head}
BENDER: NO! NO NO! Not THE MAGNETS! GET IT-- oh oh
{Walks away singing "Row your boat"}
STINKOMAN: ... well there goex my backup...
MITCHELL999: and n0\/\/ stinkomann!111 \/\/3 s#all deestry u!1111 amd then we--
STINKOMAN: Then what?
MITCHELL: I dunno, Rhys, why am I here?
FUTURAMAOOY: Beats me!
STINKOMAN: You guys turned into n00b versions of yourselfves, and then you changed back...
FUTURAMAOOY: Oh lord...
MITCHELL: Sorry about that.. we didn't--
STINKOMAN: Oh no...
MITCHELL999: Lolololololololololol! Now 2 deestry u!!!11111/
STINKOMAN: NOOOO--
NARRATOR: What will happen to Stinkoman? Tune in next time on Stinkoman Emails!
{The credits roll}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the n00b version of Mitchell to see what is happpening to 1-Up.
Easter Egg Transcript
1-UP: So, We're living with Stinkoman's Creator now?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes, son.
1-UP: I'm not the sun!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No. I said son. Not the sun.
1-UP: I'm not son.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Your my son.
1-UP: I'm not your the son.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, jeez.
Fun Facts
- Drinkoman is one of Stinkoman's Allies in the n00b world.
- Mitchell and Rhys are actually not real n00bs. They've been possecced by TEH NOOB MASTER's Mini-Noobots.
- Bender is just a cameo. Not a real character.
