Other Character Email Stinkoman/Unreleased Email11/Postcards

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Postcard 1

{A holo-card, a 20X6 postcard, comes up Saying "Egg Or Rice" with a picture of a bowl of eggs and one of rice}

Stinkoman: {Narrating} Hey guys from Egg Or Rice. This place is weird. I tried to eat the eggs and rice, and they wouldn't let me. Plus, there was nobody there for a challenge or hard fighting, only street fighters with the power of food. They call it "Kung Food". That is soooo lame. OK, bye!

Fun Facts

  • Egg Or Rice was a rejected place for Strong Bad to visit in "Vacation"

Postcard 2

{A holo-card with a picture of a monorail at a station with a clock with text that says "Visit Train City!" "Featuring that Monorail!" "Look at it go!"

Stinkoman: {Narrating & sining to the tune of "It's that clock"} Its that Monoraiiil! C'mon you guyyyyyys. you need to check it on oooooout, It's that Monorail! I can't believe it! Okay, the best thing about this postcard is that if you look at the monorail, the monorail is at the same platform I first layed eyes on the Monorail, Platform 3 and, oh, it's still there, okay the monorail isn't running yet! But it's so great! Sadly, I have no one to fight or challenge yet, but I have found some decent street fighters, or as they call theirselves here, "Rail Fighters". I'm still looking for tough ones though. Well, I have to go see you later guys!

Fun Facts

  • This is a parody of The postcard Strong Bad sent about the clock.

Postcard 3

{A holo-card showing a futuristic stadium and saying "Visit Challenge & Fighting"}

Stinkoman: {narrating} I have finally found the place for me. A lot of tough guys {mumbling}and some tough ladies{back to narrative tone} come through here, so I fought & challenged some guys, we exchanged prize money, that was good. Anyways, I'm coming back this week, so no more holo-cards.

Fun Facts

None.