Other Character Email Stinkoman/Suntan
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Stinkoman Email #38 "Suntan"
Stinkoman decides to get a nice tan.
Cast(In order of apperence): Stinkoman, 1-Up "Kidstar" Runner, Marzichan.
Page Title: WinMacXPO!!!
Transcript
Stinkoman: Its timmmme, to check, the emaiiiiil!
{Clicks the email icon and the email pops up}
Dear Stinkoman I think you look cute as a Japanese cartoon with the blue hair and everything. ^_~ I was thinking you might look even better if you got out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've heard that a nice tan really helps your muscels stand out. -Sarah Mellisa, Ice Huck
Stinkoman: uuuh... {Typing} Sarah, if you diiiidn't know, I am a robot! But I do have muscel simulaters, It works when I get a powercruch that tastes like a number 1 jam! Let me show you... where can I find one? Oh, I'll be right back...
{Cut to Stinkoman eating dirt}
Stinkoman: Oooh maaan! Those first 400 bites of dirt were nooot so gooood! Mayyybe the next one will be better!
{Heres a clunk}
Stinkoman: Whaaaat is this? Some sort of a challenge buried in the grouuuund?
{Lifts up the time capsul, it comes up}
Stinkoman: Looky here! A power crunch!
{Eats the tape}
'Stinkoman: It tasts like a number one jam! Huh huh huaaaa! {Bulky Muscles come everywere}
1-Up "Kidstar" Runner: {Wearing a gross old wig} Hey Stinkoman! Look what I found buried in a time box!
Stinkoman: {wailing his arms around, a bitt hard to do with bulky hands} Whyyyyyyyyyyy {Stops wailng his arms} Should I caaaaare!
1-Up: Cuz I'm your sidekick!
Stinkoman: IIIII fired you! I 20X6'd fired you gooood!
1-Up: Whatever, I want pudding! {Snot bubble appears ancd he leaves}
Stinkoman: Now to get that tan!
{6-8 hours later}
{Stinkoman is back to his normal physic and Marzichan comes in}
Marzichan: Hey Stinkoman, you said you had muscles! I'm into extreme makeover, 1-Up is into Extreme Sports, and YOUR in Extreme denial! Yatta! {Dissapears in a flash}
Stinkoman: Aaaaaaw maaaaaaaan!
{The Pencil effect works and the credits roll}
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