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Dear Stinkoman,
I bet I could beat you in arm wrestling.
-Morgan Freeman's ghost

Dear Stinkoman,
What was the best challenge you ever fought? And by contrast, what was the worst challenge you ever fought?
Sincerely,
A fan of yours from OH.

Dear Stinkoman,
How do you type with metal boxing gloves on? Just kidding! Who do you think would win in a fight, Pan Pan or Cheatball? Yours untruly, Dacheeeeeese15

Dear Stinkoman,
What would you do if all challenges suddenly went away and no one remembered what fighting was?
Sincerely,
Peter from AZ in 2007

Dear Stinkoman,
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT! PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED BY MY TETSUSAIGA!
Demonically yours,
Inuyasha
P.S. If you don't know who I am, then I'll just tell you that I'm 200 times better (and better looking) than Bender.

Stinkoman,
I still think your email show sucks. Stop copying your ancestors, and bow down to Tampo.
--Troggaa

Dear Stinkoman,
Who would win in a fight, you or 1936/The/Sir/Uncle Strong Bad?
Yours Challengedly,
Poopsmith Z

Hello!
Have you ever heard of the Covenant? Or their "Halo"?
Ja Ne,
Aaron Eagle (Aussie Evil II)

You stink!
Man, I can smell you from lightyears away.
Aliens can smell you from space. No matter how many
coats of deodarant you use, you still
smell! Get rid of the smell, stinky guy!

I don't want to smell you later,
Not so smelly guy.

Dear
Oh that dosen't matter now
what does matter is the fact
that Tampo's come to the year 2005
help us ask him for a chalenge or something
and it dosen't matter who I am but I'm Limoman

Hey Stinkoman, Listen to your name! It is dumb. It sounds like it is sooooo dumb! -20X6 TheCheese

Dear Stinkoman,

There was a Strong Bad Ghost in
Stinkoman Email 12. But, How can
that be possible when Strong Bad
is still alive?

-Greg

Dear Stinkoman,

I challenge you once again.
But, i am much more powerful
then the last time you versed me.

-Michael

Yo Stinkoman,

Do you have a job that dose'nt
include challenging people? Because
you won't get paid for that.

-Stinkobad

Dear Stinkoman,

What would you do if 1-up became smart?

From X

Hey Stinko!
So, do you have any giant mecha? And
if so, what is it like?
-Darkton

Dear Stinkoman,
I dare you to not challenge anyone for a month.
There's 10,000 Dollars/Credits in it for you! Your Pal,
Chriscon

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P.S. How do you type with shiny red balls on your hands?

Dera Stinkoman,
Remember the email 54?
That was Celandine, my sister.
Sorry 'bout her. She's a lovecreeper.
She'll be looking lovinly at a football man one minute,
then the next she's fluttering her eyes at a dragonfly.
She'll even flatter house plants!
Anyways, If you see her, send her back to me in Peasantry.
Along with 20 bucks. Please?
Byeldo,
Orkoj Foihu, Peasantry, 1426.

Dear Stinkoman,
Do NOT let 1-up have pudding. It's bad for him.
So, how do you type with shiny red balls on
your hands?
The 386

Dear Stinkoman,
If you're the guy, can I be the girl?
I have plenty of experience in challenging and fighting.
--Chromera

Subject: 1-Up wacko

Dear Stinkoman,
Why is 1-Up so obsessed with pudding?
And after you answer that, are you obsessed with it too?
--THEROBSTERISROCKIN

Hello sir!

I'm doing a walkathon for the group "Hi, Everyone. Let's Pitch In 'N' Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then. Hateful Rich Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Everytime Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors d'oeuvre, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually, Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Neuesberger Tod" -- or more concisely, "HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT". Do you want to join me?

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

subject: 1-up

Dear Stinkodabor,
Why won't you let 1-Up be the guy?
From, TheStick

subject: challenges

Dear The Guy,
Why do you like challenges so much? Can you tell us your first challenge?
Hoping for many more years of you challenging the crap out of pretty much everything,

Someone that's not TheStick

subject: trypos

Deer Stinkoman,
Do you,l haye typso? /u reely hate tpyos.
Form,

tpyohnutre

subject: mashed potato jones

Dear Stinkoman,
Have you ever met Mashed Potato Jones?

-TheStick