Other Character Email Stinkoman/50emails
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Stinkoman Email #50 "50 Emails"
Stinkoman is the first OCE to reach 50 emails. Time to answer 50 emails Ala Stong Bad!
Cast: (in order of apperence) Stinkoman,
Page Title: 50 Emails, bought to by The Widey 3000, WinMacXPO and The WinMacOSXP!!!
Transcript
Stinkoman: Hey guys! This is the 50th email! Time to do what my ancestor did, CHECK 50 EMAILS! Heeeeeerre we gooooooo!
Hey Stinkoman,
Everyone says you're the guy.
I wanna be the guy, too!
Can you please tell me how you
became the guy, so I copy you. Sincerely,
Joshua
Stinkoman: What? copy me? This email is DEUCED!
{DEUCED! (DELETED)}
Stinkoman: Email two!
Stinkoman, Here I come back from the dead to take over your email show!
Zombie Jman
Stinkoman: When did I kill you?
{DEUCED!}
Stinkoman: Number 3!
Yo, Stinkoman,
I know is 50th email so I thought
I would be cool. Here is some uhh...
not gibberish I typed on while
bashing my head.
ijkv,mhgtvgragri4ht sfdg mhjjjkxcnds
cnjdcn/.[,;'.hj[;]379f98h.
Your best bud, 1-Up
P.s. My computer said it has only
0.00000001% of being a virus.
P.s.s. Or was it the other way
around?
P.s.s.s. Don't worry, your WinMac's</br> invincible, right?
Stinkoman: Sigh, Deuced.
{DEUCED!}
Stinkoman: Email 4!
Dear Stlunkoman,
why do thou stinketh so
horribly? Can you please
put on some deorderantor</br> somethign?
-sfe
Stinkoman: Wrong person! I'm Stinkoman! This emails deuced.
{Deuced!}
stinkoman: Email 5!
Konichiwa Stinkoman!
I was wondering If you play any sports, and if so what's your Favorite?
-Tsuinko Usagi, Tokyo Japan.
Stinkoman: Does fighting count as a sport? If not DEUCED!
{DEUCED!}
Stinkoman: Email 6!
Hey Stinkoman!
If you had a dollar for every time 1-Up said "Pudding,"
would you be rich?
-MrsCommanderson
Stinkoman: Yes, but do I get a dollar when he does? NO! DEUCED!
{DEUCED!}
Stinkoman: Oh maaaan! I'm on a roll! Email 7!
Ohio, Stinko-chan!
Isn't it a pain to have all those burning stoves and killer chickens in
your kitchen all the time? Why not redecorate the place?
Love Sometimes,
Hysterical Women
Stinkoman: Weeeell, thats a fair question, I gueeees--
{Ding dong!}
Stinkoman: Oooh! That must be my delivery of power crunches! I'll be right back!
{Leaves, 1-Up comes in}
1-Up: Hey Stinkoman, can I borrow your power crunch again? Stinkoman?
{Sees WinMacOSXP}
1-Up: Wow! It's the guys computer!
{Sits down, reads email}
1-Up: Uuuum, hey weakling, you suck, your buddy, Stinkoman!
{Hits enter, something comes up}
If you wish to answer 50 emails, get 50 emails. DUUUH!
1-Up: Uuuh, I know! DECKED!
{Nothing happens}
1-Up: Uuuh, Deleted?
{Nothing happens}
1-Up: Uuuh, Delorted?
{Cut to Stinkoman getting a big crate}
Stinkoman: Thanks man, Dooooouble deeeeeeeeuuuuuuce! {Flies away}
{Cut back to 1-Up}
1-Up: Aaaw, I give up!
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
The system is down. I dunno know what
you did, moron, but you sure
screwed everything up good.
1-Up: Uuuuuum.... why did that just happen?
{Stinkoman comes in}
Stinkoman: WAAAH! KIDSTAR!
1-Up: My name is 1-Up! Kidstar is what my mom called me!
Stinkoman: WHATEVER! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COMPUTER!?
1-Up: It crashed!
Stinkoman: I knew I should've ran the Mac DOS instead of the crashable Windoes DOS
{The Credits roll}
Easter Eggs
- Click on 1-Up to see 1-Up on the Tandy 2000.
1-UP: Email! Email! Email!
Ohio, Stinko-chan! Isn't it a pain to have all those burning stoves and killer chickens in your kitchen all the time? Why not redecorate the place? Love Sometimes, Hysterical Women
1-UP: {typing} Baleeted!
Fun Facts
- Stinkoman Emails are the first OCE to reach 50 emails! Hooray to me!
